# More amusing Sequential Thread Titles...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457 "2003-04-09T01:25:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kallisti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@Kallisti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallisti)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/21 "2003-04-10T01:48:23Z")

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What is God’s name?  
Could it be… Loch Nessmoking gun?

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**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/22 "2003-04-10T01:50:41Z")

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In MPSIMS…

Hey! Nice Ass!  
What’s a Wedgie?

Margo

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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/23 "2003-04-10T02:01:03Z")

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What ‘souvenirs’ Would YOU Take From Saddam’s Palace  
Cobra Commander Halloween Costume

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**Author:** ![Kallisti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@Kallisti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallisti)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/24 "2003-04-10T03:46:10Z")

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What is God’s name?  
Could it be… Loch Nessmoking gun?

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/25 "2003-04-10T06:44:21Z")

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Fuck you, CU Boulder!  
Fuck you, Michigan!

Yesterday, the Pit.

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**Author:** ![slice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@slice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slice)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/26 "2003-04-10T07:41:05Z")

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New Mexico, welcome to the family!  
This is really, really bad.

What’s changed during your lifetime?  
Women want men to look at their eyes, not their breasts

_and my personal favorite…_

Jesus, the game’s on!!!  
Man…jesus, this is hard, really hard.

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**Author:** ![Kallisti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@Kallisti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallisti)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/27 "2003-04-10T07:45:16Z")

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What is the best way to go from zero to drunk in twenty dollars? Looking for advice on custody arrangements (long)

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**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/28 "2003-04-10T12:48:26Z")

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MPSIMS this morning

Give me a hug, I was brave today!  
Partner has a tiny dick?

Margo

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/29 "2003-04-10T12:57:55Z")

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The Pit:

To My Coworker on Wiener Patrol  
Enough with the screaming and crying!

GQ:

What is the purpose of NATO now?  
cloning specific body parts

Cafe:

How Does One Become a Freelance Writer?  
Explain “Lick a VW” ad to me

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**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/30 "2003-04-10T12:57:59Z")

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In IMHO atm,

Would you eat dolphin? (a poll)  
Spit or Swallow? A followup poll TMI?

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/31 "2003-04-10T13:01:38Z")

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I have a job interview  
Anyone know a little Hebrew?

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**Author:** ![slice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@slice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slice)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/32 "2003-04-10T13:18:42Z")

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Help me finish this sentence I started in a Get Well card, please…  
Help, I’m allergic to my kneebrace!

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/33 "2003-04-10T13:41:18Z")

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Can someone please explain the appeal of Jenna Jameson?  
We don’t answer homework questions!

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/34 "2003-04-10T13:46:08Z")

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Boys  
Can I make them stop calling?

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**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/35 "2003-04-10T15:00:24Z")

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IMHO

Hey! Nice Ass!  
Rudest thing a stranger has ever said to you?

Bwahahaahahhhaaaaaaa

Margo

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/36 "2003-04-10T18:48:38Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear your boss say  
I had sex with an older woman

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**Author:** ![dil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@dil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dil)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/37 "2003-04-10T19:13:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \*  
> \*\*What ‘souvenirs’ Would YOU Take From Saddam’s Palace  
> Cobra Commander Halloween Costume \*\*

That is fantastic!! The top ten Saddam quotes were hilarious too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/38 "2003-04-10T21:58:26Z")

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I, too, loved the Top Ten Saddam Quotes.

More little treasures -

MPSIMS  
Give me a hug - I was brave today  
I had sex with an older woman

—and a few minutes later—

What made you happy today?  
I had sex with an older woman

IMHO  
England, Germany and the Netherlands  
Should I go to this BDSM meeting?

Doing the yearly fridge cleaning  
What ‘souvenirs’ would YOU take from Saddam’s palace?

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/39 "2003-04-11T00:45:33Z")

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The BBQ Pit:

Anyone want to buy a bag?  
To the bastard who stole my bag

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**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/40 "2003-04-11T00:50:18Z")

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Partner has a tiny dick?  
Ask the other teenage guy!

Name Game  
Jesus, the game’s on!!!

… maybe I’m easily amused. 🙂

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