# More amusing Sequential Thread Titles...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457 "2003-04-09T01:25:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/41 "2003-04-11T01:51:09Z")

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Right Now?

Every decision I’ve ever made was wrong  
and  
I’m thinking about going to massage therapy school  
FB

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/42 "2003-04-11T03:36:30Z")

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Just spotted in MPSIMS:

_Sex with older women, whats your thoughts?_  
-and-  
_What made you happy today?_

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/43 "2003-04-11T03:46:50Z")

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I just had sex with an older woman

Man, this is really hard (sic)

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/44 "2003-04-11T03:51:22Z")

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MPSIMS:

What made you happy today?  
I had sex with an older woman.  
Stuff it up your grape leaves.  
Man…jesus, this is hard. REALLY hard.  
Come whine with me.  
If you love ginger, you’ll love Ginger Altoids

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/45 "2003-04-11T04:05:22Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear your boss say  
I’m not THAT skinny… am I?

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**Author:** ![slice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@slice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slice)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/46 "2003-04-11T08:13:47Z")

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What would happen if I chose to stop making my car payments?  
The stupidest thing I’ve ever done to myself

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/47 "2003-04-11T15:37:02Z")

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Search?  
What do you mean I can’t search for sex?  
Why are you touching me?  
Forty-six-year-old juvenile delinquents

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/48 "2003-04-11T16:02:45Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Sex with older women, whats your thoughts?  
The stool incident

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**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/49 "2003-04-11T17:06:21Z")

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In IMHO:

Arab News Excerpts   
Gosh darn it, it looks like I’m moving to Singapore! What should I know about?

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**Author:** ![dil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@dil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dil)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/50 "2003-04-11T17:53:06Z")

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Official Doper Engagement Annoucement!  
Just spent two horrible weeks questioning my sexuality.

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**Author:** ![dil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@dil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dil)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/51 "2003-04-11T17:59:34Z")

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TV Cracking + Popping sounds  
Anyone know a little Hebrew?

If I were a genius, what would it take to get a degree?  
Bugs in pasta

Now really. How difficult is it to  
Open letter to the Vegan bitch

Chinese Health Officials Kill Teacher  
Obnoxious new telemarkerting technique

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/52 "2003-04-11T20:16:19Z")

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IMHO

Help requested with job stuff and salary negotiation  
Women want men to look at their eyes, not at their breasts

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/53 "2003-04-11T21:22:23Z")

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Right now in the Pit:

clean that shit up!!

Half my lunch was just stolen from under my nose!

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/54 "2003-04-11T21:47:49Z")

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GQ:

Where do maggots come from?  
Left handed golfers

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**Author:** ![Ludo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ludo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/55 "2003-04-11T22:22:59Z")

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IMHO

Religion and Alcohol  
Name a simple thing you’ve done that made your life easier.

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**Author:** ![Ludo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ludo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/56 "2003-04-11T22:24:41Z")

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And another one:

Advice for traveling  
Recommend a 250cc or less motorbike

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**Author:** ![Ludo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ludo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/57 "2003-04-11T22:29:33Z")

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I’m really sorry for so much posting, but this thread’s got me feeling all silly.

Here’s the last for now:

Who decided which mods would moderate a particular forum?  
Iraqi Jokers…No Really!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/58 "2003-04-11T22:32:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \*  
> \*\*What ‘souvenirs’ Would YOU Take From Saddam’s Palace  
> Cobra Commander Halloween Costume \*\*

I would have thought that was more to Udai’s taste…

In _New Posts_

Chirac’s Latest Announcement  
Hey! Nice Ass!

Harry Potter Book 5 cover blurb out! Possible Spoilers and Speculation!  
Alcohol and children

Could You Actually Kill Yourself Doing This?  
Sex with older women, what’s your thoughts?

The Worst Advertising Slogan Ever  
food left out overnight

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/59 "2003-04-11T22:34:29Z")

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Sex with older women, whats your thoughts?  
Ask the male teenager

In MPSIMS, right there next to each other.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/60 "2003-04-11T23:12:11Z")

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UG! Mange make tool!

Partner has a tiny dick?

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