# More amusing Sequential Thread Titles... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457 "2003-04-09T01:25:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/81 "2003-04-14T00:52:19Z")
Congratulations, aha POW’s rescued (Wow, **aha** , that’s quite an accomplishment!) ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/82 "2003-04-14T01:03:17Z")
I have crossed over to the other side. “Please give me your name, so I know whom to sue.” (long story) ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/83 "2003-04-14T20:48:42Z")
I’m not insane but… PLEASE help convince me that I am insane. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/84 "2003-04-14T21:01:00Z")
Help me ! I need a boost ! Okay, I’m approaching six months separated … Are Bikinis appropriate for backyard pool parties? … The worst pun you’ve ever heard? Australia - the most BEAUTIFUL country in the world? A Dark Place In History, Heavily Laced With Old Jokes. … In the spirit of Bored of the Rings I will be faithful, I will not cheat … Ohmigawd! I have a DATE… Tommorow is Show Your B(.)(.)BS Day \> ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/85 "2003-04-14T21:47:44Z")
Currently below this very thread: > [@](#): > > Tommy Franks: You did _not_ say that! > > Are Bikinis Appropriate for Backyard pool Parties? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/86 "2003-04-14T23:54:16Z")
Ask the Mormon Irksome names for children ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/87 "2003-04-15T03:12:24Z")
I Don’t Do Death Well. Tommy Franks, You Did _Not_ Say That! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/88 "2003-04-15T06:37:28Z")
In MPSIMS: Tommy Franks: You did _not_ say that! All your base … ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/89 "2003-04-15T11:08:29Z")
MPSIMS Tommy Franks: You did _not_ say that! My kid is a stud! In fact, Tommy Franks: You did _not_ say that! [sub]Almost anything at all, really[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/90 "2003-04-15T15:14:42Z")
In the PIT: Open letter to the Vegan Bitch Fuck you, you stupid bitch ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/91 "2003-04-15T16:16:02Z")
The Straight Dope Easter Egg Hunt! Laci Peterson Found? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/92 "2003-04-15T16:43:28Z")
in MPSIMS: I miss men I forgot how much fun little kids can be ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/93 "2003-04-15T18:27:27Z")
From GQ: Whence Came Democrats? Eggs ---
**Author:** ![Madame\_Zelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Madame\_Zelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madame_Zelda)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/94 "2003-04-15T18:54:10Z")
Currently in MPSIMS: Are Bikinis Appropriate For Backyard Pool Parties? My Child Is A Godless Heathen ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/95 "2003-04-15T19:30:02Z")
In new posts: PLEASE help convince me that I am insane. Fuck you, you stupid bitch & What do the mods do to relieve the stress caused by the job of moding the SDMB? Buh bye Cecil ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/96 "2003-04-15T19:38:10Z")
More from “New Posts”: Single worst beatle song Testing dings What’s the strangest thing you’ve done for money? New UPS logo Fifth element question What does the Incompleteness Theorem imply? What does the Incompleteness Theorem imply? Hot Gay Action on the Simpons! ---
**Author:** ![Kallisti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@Kallisti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallisti)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/97 "2003-04-15T22:42:52Z")
The Abomination that is Original Sin Iraq: Bring on the dolphins! ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/98 "2003-04-15T23:31:37Z")
I miss men vibrator in the bottom of your drawer Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/99 "2003-04-16T00:06:19Z")
MPSIMS Tommy Franks, you did _not_ say that My child is a godless heathen Menstruation is pretty dramatic Ask the male teenager Disgusting Dog Habits Golden Retriever Slippers The Pit (my favorite) Stop with the Incompetent Flirting! Sons of the Confederacy get their asses all plugged up over the Lincoln Statue ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/100 "2003-04-16T01:11:32Z")
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