# More amusing Sequential Thread Titles... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457 "2003-04-09T01:25:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/101 "2003-04-16T10:38:10Z")
Entertaining to me at least: I’m going to Puerto Rico!!! My Daughter Is going To Costa Rica Next Week And I’m A Nervous Wreck ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/102 "2003-04-16T12:02:13Z")
In MPSIMS: I’m going to Puerto Rico!!! Mmm, Mango Slices ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/103 "2003-04-16T14:16:52Z")
In **MPSIMS** : \*\*Have any women here twicefolded their bosoms? Yep, I’ve changed again!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/104 "2003-04-17T00:32:53Z")
More fun with _View New Posts_: \*\*What can I do about my small nipples? Does dowsing for water really work? Dating pickups that actually WORK What car maintenance should I get done? Parenting dilemma Fourteen year old girls smuggling grapefruits in bikinis Foreign Salutes Hugs evangelism and charity You bought me what?! Best method for killing someone? Do you support this? Veganism\*\* ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/105 "2003-04-17T02:19:01Z")
Here in MPSIMS: \*\*Gah!!! Spider!!! Spider!!! Spider!!! Spider in my pants!!! He wants to go for coffee!!! \*\* The exclamation points kinda help tie them together. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/106 "2003-04-18T17:48:08Z")
From the Pit today: To the mother with the I.Q. of a bag of frozen peas… Enough with the incompetent flirting (She’s doing the best she can with the tools she has.) Aarg stupid video games! How hard can it possibly be to drive through a tunnel? (Ah, the tunnel driving game, that _is_ a hard one.) What I REALLY wanted to say to my asshole boss Fuck Castro and his Apologists-enemies of freedom (No one said working at Pinkos-R-Us would be fun.) From yesterday but still cracks me up when I think about it: Enough with the incompetent flirting Pick up your dog’s crap already (But the “look what you almost stepped in” technique always works for _me_!) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/107 "2003-04-18T18:09:33Z")
Ask the Iraqi Information Minister Should I buy a new (used) car? ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/108 "2003-04-19T16:58:05Z")
From MPSIMS: Laws of Physics:1 Getting nookie:0 (TMI warning) I can’t believe I saw you put that in your mouth SDMB Seminary and Convent… Another Pit Thread in the Making ---
**Author:** ![Kallisti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@Kallisti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallisti)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/109 "2003-04-19T19:34:17Z")
Foreign terms of endearment Air bubbles in the chest ---
**Author:** ![Leifsmama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Leifsmama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leifsmama)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/110 "2003-04-19T19:50:30Z")
Arkansas, the home of the world’s biggest asshole Dang, my hand smells great ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/111 "2003-04-19T21:50:42Z")
I think I’m dying. Should I buy a new (used) car? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/112 "2003-04-22T05:38:55Z")
MPSIMS: I think I’m dying. What’s the closest you’ve come to death? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/113 "2003-04-22T13:23:07Z")
What’s the closest you’ve come to death? my ass is expanding at an alarming rate ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/114 "2003-04-22T14:39:25Z")
Spotted yesterday: Post your encounters with dead, stinky animals (TMI?) I can’t believe I saw you put that in your mouth ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/115 "2003-04-22T15:45:08Z")
Why don’t female porn stars get organized? Inertia ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/116 "2003-04-22T16:08:40Z")
Yesterday in MPSIMS, with one slightly paraphrased: What’s the closest you’ve come to death? I’m going to be an elementary school teacher! ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/117 "2003-04-22T20:17:13Z")
Just now in MPSIMS: I start with a new therapist this morning. Yecch! and \_ why am I talking to this guy? warning: introspective ramble ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/118 "2003-04-23T15:07:33Z")
It’s not quite sequential – there are a few titles in between – but this is irresistable in IMHO: \*\*How do you spice up your sex life? Yee-Haw!! Sodomy!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/119 "2003-04-25T13:53:44Z")
Now in IMHO Would you eat a chocolate Jesus? I’d do anything for love (but I won’t do that) - a poll of sorts ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-amusing-sequential-thread-titles/167457/120 "2003-04-27T04:19:26Z")
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