# More bad things antifa has done **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 17, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871 "2020-09-17T22:01:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/21 "2020-09-18T16:44:58Z")
I tried to sing Deck the Halls, but the chorus came out La La La La La La La La La. Thanks, Anti-Fa! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/22 "2020-09-18T16:48:28Z")
> [@mikecurtis](#): > > I hadn’t heard from Auntie Fa since she wandered off from the home a while back. I used to be visited by Auntie Fa every month. What a nuisance she was. Don’t miss her. ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/23 "2020-09-18T17:45:29Z")
That was her twin sister Flo (moody girl!) Fa was a bit of a wild child with no sense of direction, and always getting into fights. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/24 "2020-09-18T19:55:26Z")
I guess I got it backwards. When Auntie Flo stopped visiting, Auntie Fa moved in and took up permanent residence. 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/25 "2020-09-18T20:09:16Z")
😆 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/26 "2020-09-18T20:13:08Z")
A founder of Antifa designed the Pontiac Aztek. Antifa and its predecessor organizations have controlled construction schedules and traffic management on I-95 since the late 1990s. Antifa taught JJ Abrams about filming lens flares and helped get him hired for Star Trek and Star Wars just to trigger the fanboys. Antifa surreptitiously replaced the script of the _Game of Thrones_ finale. And planted the water bottle. Those white guys in white shirts and skinny ties wanting to talk to you about a Book about Jesus? Don’t let them fool you. They’re Antifa trying to draw you in. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/27 "2020-09-18T20:36:15Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > You’re so much fun to have around! Way to get into the spirit of this thread. Is he trying to ruin the thread? Could it be because he’s actually…antifa?! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/28 "2020-09-19T00:49:34Z")
Please tell me that was meant to be read in “Church Lady” voice. Useta love Saturday Night Live. Antifa replaced the cast one by one over the years, now it’s not as good as it was. ---
**Author:** ![pirviii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pirviii/32/3233_2.png) [@pirviii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pirviii)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/29 "2020-09-19T03:03:09Z")
Antifa keeps eating my tomatoes and strawberries from the garden before they are ready. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/30 "2020-09-19T08:32:56Z")
Antifany Trump isn’t going to like all these jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/31 "2020-09-19T09:59:41Z")
It’s 0258 left coast time and I’ve slept maybe half an hour tonight. My insomnia is getting worse. Its antifa’s fault. Thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/32 "2020-09-19T17:28:40Z")
Antifa took the last cup of coffee and didn’t make another pot. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/33 "2020-09-19T17:37:45Z")
And they ate the last donut. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/34 "2020-09-19T17:47:56Z")
Antifa stole my goldfish. And I didn’t even own a goldfish. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/35 "2020-09-19T18:21:12Z")
Anti[pho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pho) doesn’t know what they’re missing. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/36 "2020-09-19T19:56:58Z")
Antifa doesn’t tip. ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/37 "2020-09-19T20:09:45Z")
I knew it! Mr Pink is antifa! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/38 "2020-09-19T20:17:49Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > Antifa – as it turns out – is responsible for every sock that’s ever disappeared from my clothes dryer. They’re going to turn them into energy and use them as laser guns. At E=mc^2, that’s a lot of energy. Deadly! > [@QuickSilver](#): > > You know who else was anti-fascist? That’s right… OBAMA. So is Thanks Antifa! going to replace Thanks Obama!? > [@mikecurtis](#): > > That was her twin sister Flo (moody girl!) Does she sit on people’s couches with catsup? > [@DorkVader](#): > > Useta love Saturday Night Live. Antifa replaced the cast one by one over the years, now it’s not as good as it was. Sorry. As someone who saw the first episode I can testify that it’s never been as good as it was. Antifa keeps hiding my pens under the papers on my desk. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/39 "2020-09-19T20:33:18Z")
Quit taking my rose colored glasses Yllaria! Mooooom Yllarias playing antifa again and won’t give my glasses back!😉 ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871/40 "2020-09-19T20:46:59Z")
Antifa sneaks into my house and tailors my clothes a little smaller every week Antifa has changed the radio presets in my car. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bad-things-antifa-has-done/920871.md?page=3)