# More Bruce Campbell Old Spice Goodness **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 19, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730 "2007-05-19T16:18:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/1 "2007-05-19T16:18:06Z")
Ok…here’s something you don’t see every day, although In My World you probably would. Bruce Campbell [Bruce Campbell Sings Hungry Like the Wolf](http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/05/19/bruce-campbell-still-loves-the-old-spice-video/) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/2 "2007-05-19T20:07:14Z")
If a person could be bronzed and still live, I’d pick him. ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Holck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Matt\_Holck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matt_Holck)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/3 "2007-05-19T21:09:18Z")
Ok, you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my deodorant stick! The 4’’ slab mechanically pushed Old Spice. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Cincinnati, Ohio. Retails for about $1.95. It’s got a clean slight alcoholic scent, cobalt blue gel, and a pop top. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? ---
**Author:** ![Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Key_Lime_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/4 "2007-05-19T21:25:09Z")
That was the GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD (only slightly exaggerating). ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/5 "2007-05-19T21:30:25Z")
Oh, my, how I love Bruce Campbell! Why isn’t he running for President? ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/6 "2007-05-20T02:29:21Z")
Funny thing is, I’ve never seen either of the commercials on tv. I’d sit through damn near anything to get them on the Tivo, and then I’d rock back and forth, giggling, while watching them all day long. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/7 "2007-05-20T02:32:28Z")
I’m going to take piano lessons now. ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Holck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Matt\_Holck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matt_Holck)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/8 "2007-05-20T03:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > # Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. > **[Peter's Evil Overlord List](http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)** > > Humorous Evil Overlord Instruction Manual ---
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/9 "2007-05-20T03:23:27Z")
That new Old Spice stick kinda looks like a wang, imho. That would be a kewl afterparty scene to hang out in, gotta say. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/10 "2007-05-20T03:29:29Z")
I gonna learn How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way… I already have the Old Spice. Now, I guess I hafta get a piano… ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/11 "2007-05-20T04:41:34Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] I gonna learn How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way… I already have the Old Spice. Now, I guess I hafta get a piano… [/QUOTE] And women. Or wait, do the women come with the Old Spice? ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/12 "2007-05-20T12:31:26Z")
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach] And women. Or wait, do the women come with the Old Spice? [/QUOTE] If you use it right they do. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/13 "2007-05-20T14:37:30Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] I gonna learn How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way… I already have the Old Spice. Now, I guess I hafta get a piano… [/QUOTE] You have to get an _Ahoy_ piano. Wonder where they stand in the pantheon? Below Schimmel and above Yamaha? ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-bruce-campbell-old-spice-goodness/404730/14 "2007-05-20T19:50:06Z")
[QUOTE=Shagnasty] I’m going to take piano lessons now. [/QUOTE] You just need an Ahoy piano. Notice it keeps playing even when he takes his hands off it. Or… maybe he isn’t playing with his hands… :eek: