# More cuteness than the human mind can handle?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 21, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390 "2014-01-21T20:38:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anise/32/21721_2.png) [@Anise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anise)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/1 "2014-01-21T20:38:52Z")

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I can just hear everyone saying, “Sure, you CLAIM that cats will rule the world… but how can you be SURE?”  
This.

[Prepare yourself, take some deep breaths, and… click](http://cuteoverload.com/2014/01/18/just-28-more-flavors-and-youve-got-a-baskin-robbins/)

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**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/2 "2014-01-21T23:48:46Z")

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I LOVE that the interwebs was created for cat pics & vids. =^ ^= 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/3 "2014-01-22T00:23:11Z")

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I’ve seen that captioned as “When momma cats run low on toner” also. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anise/32/21721_2.png) [@Anise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anise)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/4 "2014-01-22T00:23:52Z")

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Oh, I agree. But there aren’t that many pics I’ve ever seen that have the power of reducing the viewer to incoherency like that one.

(example)

ITTY BITTY KITTY HEADS… EENTSY TEENSTY TAILS… INFINITESIMAL EARS… I CAN’T EVEN…TOO MUCH CONCENTRATED CUTENESS… SYSTEMS OVERLOAD. (incoherent squeaking)

And then, when you least expect it, they move in. Hand over the catnip, and nobody gets hurt.😛

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/5 "2014-01-22T02:16:39Z")

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> [@kath94](#):
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> I LOVE that the interwebs was created for cat pics & vids. =^ ^= 🙂

No fucking joke! I can’t believe how many years I suffered from Cute Cat Picture Deprivation (CCPD) and didn’t even know it. Now when I feel the symptoms coming on, I can get relief immediately.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/6 "2014-01-22T02:20:31Z")

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> [@kath94](#):
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> I LOVE that the interwebs was created for cat pics & vids. =^ ^= 🙂

And its FASCINATING to me that it is cats - not dogs. There are cute puppy pictures out there, but they are the red headed step child of the internet when compared to kittens.

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**Author:** ![Anise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anise/32/21721_2.png) [@Anise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anise)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/7 "2014-01-22T05:19:43Z")

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I was kind of thinking that too, about the deficiency of dog photos… but I have got to admit, puppies just do not do it for me in the way that kittens do.

[Cute Overload](http://cuteoverload.com/) has a lot of puppies-- a few too many, I sometimes think-- but it’s a great place to find more unusual cute animals. The top 2 posts are otters right now.  
And I want to know more about the Institute for Advanced Ice Cream Studies. 🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/8 "2014-01-22T05:29:15Z")

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You want non-kitten cute? I’ll give you so much cute you’ll expire in overload bliss:

[Zooborns](http://www.zooborns.com/)

😃

Adding: [Pongo](http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/01/orangutanatlantaupdate.html)

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/9 "2014-01-22T05:56:42Z")

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Ah, there’s nothing so cute as a merciless killing machine.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/10 "2014-01-22T06:09:21Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> Ah, there’s nothing so cute as a merciless killing machine.

A little bitty fuzzy wuggems killing machine. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anise/32/21721_2.png) [@Anise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anise)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/11 "2014-01-22T06:39:16Z")

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I wonder if those cougar cubs are still at the Portland zoo… I really should go there at some point.

Anyway, there was a Cutest Kitty Moment Ever ™ a little while ago when Amethyst fell asleep on the keyboard. No photos were taken, unfortunately. BUT… just to convey the mood, here’s a piece my grandma used to play…

[Kitten on the Keys.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBxRRUj1bcA)

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/12 "2014-01-22T06:48:33Z")

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> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> And its FASCINATING to me that it is cats - not dogs. There are cute puppy pictures out there, but they are the red headed step child of the internet when compared to kittens.

Who has lots of time to sit at home sobbing into their ice cream bucket and uploading pictures of their house bound cat? Cat owners.

Who doesn’t have time to upload pics of their dog because they’re out playing team frisbee with all their other dog owner friends while also toning their six pack abs? Dog owners.

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**Author:** ![Anise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anise/32/21721_2.png) [@Anise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anise)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/13 "2014-01-22T07:11:31Z")

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So… how exactly does this explain all of the dog owners who DON’T have six pack abs? And who walk around with their shirts off-- OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT THAT BACK ON. 😉

Here’s the secret…

Cat owners (aka “co-conspirators”) AND our cats are devising a secret plan to take over the world. Masons, the Illuminati, and Jack Chick are all involved. Dogs will be used to deliver ice cream when it’s all over. 😛

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/14 "2014-01-22T18:36:48Z")

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Want some more unusual cute? How about an [Appaloosa mule foal](http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/cuomosgurl/Color%20Reference%20Pics/Longears%20Cololr%20Refs/Mule1.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/15 "2014-01-22T20:03:51Z")

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> [@eddyteddyfreddy](#):
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> want some more unusual cute? How about an [appaloosa mule foal](http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/cuomosgurl/color%20reference%20pics/longears%20cololr%20refs/mule1.jpg)?

squeeee!!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/16 "2014-01-22T20:10:52Z")

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[Brace yourselves.](http://greenbuzzz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Strange_Friendships_of_Animals6.jpg)

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/17 "2014-01-22T20:18:19Z")

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[True Facts about the Owl](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA) at 0:53. You will not survive the cute.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/18 "2014-01-22T20:24:17Z")

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> [@GargoyleWB](#):
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> [True Facts about the Owl](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA) at 0:53. You will not survive the cute.

That narrator is hilarious.

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/19 "2014-01-22T21:38:29Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> You want non-kitten cute? I’ll give you so much cute you’ll expire in overload bliss:
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> [Zooborns](http://www.zooborns.com/)
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> 😃
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> Adding: [Pongo](http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/01/orangutanatlantaupdate.html)

So it’s all “Daww! Daww! Squee! Daww! \<comes to tiny seahorses\> 😕 Oh well.. Daww!” And then you get the baby moray eel… :eek:

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-cuteness-than-the-human-mind-can-handle/679390/20 "2014-01-22T21:58:43Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Want some more unusual cute? How about an [Appaloosa mule foal](http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/cuomosgurl/Color%20Reference%20Pics/Longears%20Cololr%20Refs/Mule1.jpg)?

Want!

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