# More dumb jokes? Well, if you insist... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431 "2003-11-26T18:10:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/1 "2003-11-26T18:10:38Z")
What’s the best way to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/2 "2003-11-26T19:50:57Z")
My favorite joke in the world: What to vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnns! ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/3 "2003-11-26T20:24:03Z")
**Gravity** , I thought for sure it would be Cauliflour! ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/4 "2003-11-27T00:46:26Z")
Did you hear about the blonde so dumb she couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel? Warning: sick joke ahead:What did the deaf and dumb kid get for christmas? Cancer. ---
**Author:** ![DaisyFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@DaisyFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaisyFace)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/5 "2003-11-27T03:33:47Z")
What kind of coffee do you drink on a train? Express-o What’s red, white and blue and has all the letters in it? A mailbox Why are bicycles slower than cars? They’re always two tired Ah, third grade, I miss it so! 😃 ::skips away with her pigtails streaming:: ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/6 "2003-11-27T03:40:07Z")
What’s black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, red? A pinguin A classic: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/7 "2003-11-27T04:09:31Z")
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. ---
**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/8 "2003-11-27T14:37:04Z")
What do you call an Italian with a Rubber Toe? Roberto ---
**Author:** ![nickannan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@nickannan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nickannan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/9 "2003-11-27T15:18:42Z")
what’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? well, most people can roast beef… ---
**Author:** ![ravage2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d07c76/32.png) [@ravage2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ravage2)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/10 "2003-11-27T15:39:17Z")
Whats big, yellow and eats rocks? A big, yellow rock eater ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/11 "2003-11-27T15:50:01Z")
What’s the similarity between a rusty shotgun and a constipated owl? The rusty shotgun can shoot, but it can’t hit. ---
**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/12 "2003-11-27T15:54:04Z")
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. What’s black, highly lethal, and lives in a tree?A crow with a submachinegun. What’s long, brown, and sticky?A Stick! Why did the mouse cross the road?It was stapled to the chicken. **This falls more into the “wrong” category than the “dumb” category. Consider yourself warned.** What’s 12 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?Crib death. ---
**Author:** ![ravage2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d07c76/32.png) [@ravage2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ravage2)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-dumb-jokes-well-if-you-insist/215431/13 "2003-11-27T15:55:06Z")
[spoiler]How do you stop a baby crying? A. Put it in a blender A. Put it in the microwave A. Put it in the freezer[/spoiler]