# More eBay morons...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-ebay-morons/135237>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-ebay-morons/135237 "2002-11-04T16:52:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-ebay-morons/135237/1 "2002-11-04T16:52:55Z")

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[http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=cumslurf569&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25Lessee](http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=cumslurf569&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25Lessee), a potentially offending user name and at least to improper items (one of which has a bidder).

BTW: I sent the link to [whattheheck.com](http://whattheheck.com) so hopefully they’ll at least put up the improper pages on their site.

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**Author:** ![Typo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Typo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-ebay-morons/135237/2 "2002-11-04T20:53:25Z")

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Do you suppose we can get him to “supersize” the turd?

One has to wonder how he obtained/plans to obtain some of these particular fluids.

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-ebay-morons/135237/3 "2002-11-04T23:22:26Z")

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Memories of Babs’ birthday present in _Pink Flamingos_.

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"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement! "  
“No one sends you a turd and expects to live!”

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-ebay-morons/135237/4 "2002-11-04T23:42:40Z")

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I wonder what the reserve price is on that kidney.

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**Author:** ![sirtonyh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@sirtonyh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirtonyh)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-ebay-morons/135237/5 "2002-11-05T09:06:53Z")

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What would be scary is if someone actually met the reserve price. I believe bidding on eBay is the same as signing a paper contract. Kind of doubt it would hold up in a court in this case though.