# More fun with sequential threads.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 21, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021 "2003-01-21T18:38:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/1 "2003-01-21T18:38:40Z")
I Think My Dog is Psychic
Not Fido but . . .
Lissa, the author of the first thread, I think you should take your dog to an exorcist and have Jonathon Edward exorcised out of him.
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### Author:  [@DemonSpawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonSpawn)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/2 "2003-01-22T15:30:59Z")
Just now, in MPIMS:
It’s started, contrax are five to four mins apart…going to the hospital soon!
Oh, my sides!
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### Author:  [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/3 "2003-01-22T19:24:35Z")
In the Pit:
Help. the clown forcefed me Big Macs!"
To-day I Went To Subway
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/4 "2003-01-23T02:32:55Z")
This duo in GQ amused me.
**Computer Problem**
**How much can I sell this computer for?**
(both threads started by the same person)
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/5 "2003-01-23T02:48:56Z")
MPSIMS:
A new DFW tradition, just starting
Jehovah’s Witness attacked by Angry Ram
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### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/6 "2003-01-23T03:05:02Z")
MPSIMS:
My secret shame
My grandparents still have sex
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### Author:  [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/7 "2003-01-23T06:07:17Z")
Laughing at cars
My secret shame
(Glad it’s not my secret shame…)
Dressing with Style During a Cold Snap
Things that Irritate Me…
(Touchy, touchy…)
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### Author:  [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/8 "2003-01-23T06:25:41Z")
To peel or not to peel? – pearl onions
Sweet nectar of the Gods!
F\_X
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### Author:  [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/9 "2003-01-23T08:54:36Z")
From the Pit:
While we’re waiting for Jehovah…
Go give a dog a blow job, you semen encrusted fuckhat.
:eek:
And in GQ:
Sea urchins, jellyfish, and urine
Alternatives to RealOne Player
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### Author:  [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/10 "2003-01-23T17:55:07Z")
Just now in MPSIMS:
Sweet Nectar of the Gods!
Adventures in lactation
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/11 "2003-01-23T19:33:34Z")
Today in GQ:
Can the Iraq situation be explained to me?
Burnt Toast
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### Author:  [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/12 "2003-01-23T19:54:31Z")
Crap you shouldn’t buy…but have to
What is the ultimate fast food joint
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/13 "2003-01-23T20:10:23Z")
From the Pit:
Dr. Laura’s advice
Um, fuck both of you.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/14 "2003-01-23T20:50:01Z")
Now it’s:
Dr. Laura’s advice
Talking Out Your Ass
Oh, yeah, I think we could have a _lot_ of fun with this one.
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### Author:  [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/15 "2003-01-23T21:01:41Z")
Now it’s:
Dr Laura’s advice
Take your virginity and shove it up your ass
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### Author:  [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/16 "2003-01-23T21:06:29Z")
Not the typically funny type of ST, but these two really exemplify GQ for me:
Why can’t the US ‘legally’ attack Iraq today?
Why are some farts silent?
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### Author:  [@ceyjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ceyjen)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/17 "2003-01-23T21:29:43Z")
In GQ:
“Punctuation abuse revisited”
“Tornado’s in USA only?”
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/18 "2003-01-23T23:20:40Z")
Here’s one I want to see (in the Pit):
Dear SUV Driver: Not to put too fine a point on it . . .
Park your big-ass truck elsewhere, halfwit!
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/19 "2003-01-24T16:16:09Z")
The Celebrity Death Pool 2003
Nell Carter - dead at 54
I haven’t checked the Death Pool thread to see if anybody called this one…
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### Author:  [@Timban](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timban)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/150021/20 "2003-01-24T20:36:28Z")
Right now in the Pit:
Dr Laura’s Advice
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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