# More Fun With Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748 "2000-06-08T13:38:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/1 "2000-06-08T13:38:48Z")
As of this morning. I think I know what it’s like to be Wally Yes, homos do have an agenda!! It’s Hot Here I burned my… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/2 "2000-06-08T20:05:03Z")
I only have 2 weeks left… then no sex!!! Bush Whacking ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/3 "2000-06-08T20:08:04Z")
Ok, homosexuals, recruit me. Amy, I want to be the first one. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/4 "2000-06-08T20:10:02Z")
I hit my head on my bed post yesterday morning I think I know what it’s like to be Wally ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/5 "2000-06-08T20:33:41Z")
These two pairings just happened! OK, Homosexuals—Recruit Me! These Things Happen and I Have Only 2 Weeks Left . . . Then No Sex Not For Amy ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/6 "2000-06-08T20:33:43Z")
I only have 2 weeks left… then no sex!!! Not for Amy ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/7 "2000-06-08T20:36:55Z")
I’m fond of: Unrequited Love Masturbatory Kindness ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/8 "2000-06-08T21:12:39Z")
I Only Have Two Weeks Left…then no sex!!! Abducted?? ---
**Author:** ![Devil\_In\_Disguise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Devil\_In\_Disguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Devil_In_Disguise)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/9 "2000-06-08T21:50:19Z")
I only have 2 weeks left… then no sex!!! Alright, I’m shutting the StraightDope down! Masturbatory Kindness Sick of being ashamed ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/10 "2000-06-08T22:20:22Z")
Five Hundred Reasons…Amy, I want to be the first Five Hundred Reasons…My manager is an idiot Five Hundred Reasons…Nobody post here ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/11 "2000-06-08T23:05:40Z")
Masturbatory Kindness. Someone likes Someone! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/12 "2000-07-13T18:12:28Z")
Just noticed this, and for some reason it struck me funny as hell It’s not ‘Eleanor Rigby’ It damn well is!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/13 "2000-07-13T18:23:22Z")
_How about…_ It’s not queefing, felching, or squicking, but it’s just as gross! More Fun With Sequential Threads _or…_ Don’t EVERYONE welcome the newbie ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/14 "2000-07-13T18:29:08Z")
The Worst crime I have ever committed is… Newly Learned Words - Thanks to William F. Buckley If you got to change 3 things in your past what would it be? Edmonton Dopers Gathering ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/15 "2000-07-13T18:32:18Z")
Just got another one: The Worst crime I have ever committed is… Peewee’s Bicycle Let’s face it, with a thread titled “The Worst crime I have ever committed is…” the possibilities are endless. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/16 "2000-07-13T18:38:43Z")
biking and nads I Have the Splendid Splinter’s ball ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/17 "2000-07-13T18:42:13Z")
The Straight Dope Dunk Tank! GRETCHEN IS NOT THE FINAL SURVIVOR!!! Yeesh… not a dunk tank you’ll find _me_ in. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/18 "2000-07-13T18:45:14Z")
[I’m going straight to hell for this one.] It’s not queefing, felching, or squicking, but it’s just as gross! The SD People Pages Unveiling… ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/19 "2000-07-13T18:55:05Z")
It’s not queefing, felching, or squicking, but it’s just as gross! “Threadsuckers Anonymous” ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/20 "2000-07-13T18:56:44Z")
Squicking and queefing Edmonton Dopers Gathering I always wondered what them Canadians got up to. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748.md?page=2)