# More Fun With Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 8, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748 "2000-06-08T13:38:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/41 "2000-07-18T08:26:54Z")

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Giving head while driving?  
Oh God - The Pain!!!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/42 "2000-07-18T09:28:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*Giving head while driving?  
> Oh God - The Pain!!! \*\*

Audrey, Audrey, Audrey…

“The horn, the horn, the lusty horn  
Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.” 😃 😛  
–As You Like It, Act 4, Scene ii

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/43 "2000-07-18T10:05:02Z")

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Good people of the Teeming Millions, let us declare war . . .  
Mission Accomplished!  
DRY, for you, I shall quote:

“She picked me strawberries  
and freezer-burned ice cream.  
I said “Goodbye, I guess.”  
She lifted up her dress.  
And so I must confess,  
we made out one more time…”

BNL, “In the Car”

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/44 "2000-07-18T10:07:43Z")

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Star Wars Fans…  
How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/45 "2000-07-18T10:24:38Z")

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Damn Audrey beat me to it. How about:

Maledom in the 00s  
Can we get an underachievers roll call?

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/46 "2000-07-18T11:06:17Z")

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**From IMHO:**

At what point are you “cheating” on your SO?  
The Pronunciation of Harassment

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**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/47 "2000-07-18T13:19:14Z")

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I just had to submit this one from GQ. And no offense to your choice, Mr. C, but this one has got to be the mother of all sequential threads:

Taco Bell meat  
Wombat Feces!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/48 "2000-07-18T16:27:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*DRY, for you, I shall quote:
> 
> “She picked me strawberries  
> and freezer-burned ice cream.  
> I said “Goodbye, I guess.”  
> She lifted up her dress.  
> And so I must confess,  
> we made out one more time…”
> 
> BNL, “In the Car” \*\*

“is your blood  
So madly hot that no discourse of reason,  
Nor fear of bad success in a bad cause,  
Can qualify the same?”  
–Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene ii

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/49 "2000-07-18T17:23:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by denbo \*  
> \*\*I just had to submit this one from GQ. And no offense to your choice, Mr. C, but this one has got to be the mother of all sequential threads:
> 
> Taco Bell meat  
> Wombat Feces!  
> \*\*

Touche, denbo. I salute you.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-fun-with-sequential-threads/21748/50 "2000-07-18T17:27:18Z")

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The old fart thread.  
What I Really Meant with the People Pages Comments

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