# More gambling stuff- the casino billboards

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 13, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-gambling-stuff-the-casino-billboards/997520 "2024-02-13T18:24:06Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-gambling-stuff-the-casino-billboards/997520/1 "2024-02-13T18:24:06Z")

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I see they do their legally required bit by having signs for the addicted gambler helplines. But the big signs outside the casino near me can be hilarious. The only one I can remember as it has stuck with me for years is:

"NO EPIC STORY EVER BEGAN WITH THE WORDS, “SO I DECIDED TO LEAVE EARLY…”