# More HDC (or Harmless Doper Crushes) Dos **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431 "2006-01-04T18:34:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/21 "2006-01-12T19:47:07Z")
\*\*Sampiro.\*\*Hands down. (Wow. What the hell am I doing in a crush thread? The HELL?) \ ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/22 "2006-01-12T19:55:30Z")
Still all my old crushes, but I have to add **Left Hand Of Dorkness** to my list. So wise, so even-tempered, so living-in-hippie-heaven. Plus, of course, he [signs his posts,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=353639) so I feel like we’re on a first name basis already! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/23 "2006-01-12T20:07:05Z")
Maybe it’s just me, but it seems that \*\*Mr. Bus Guy \*\* and \*\*Mr. Blue Sky \*\* have been hotter than the sun lately. And no, I’m not getting the two of them mixed up! ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/24 "2006-01-12T20:16:36Z")
Is it a bad sign that my fiance is jealous of **LHOD**? ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/25 "2006-01-12T20:30:53Z")
The truth of the matter is that for the most part I have a very poor memory that attaches names to posts. Though having said that there are some names which I’m always glad to see post are **jackelope** (hey, he’s my brother, and he cracks me up), as well as a gaggle of female dopers (presented in alphabetical order), **Amazon Floozy Goddess** , **Anaamika** , and **Kythereia**. Those female dopers may or may not also be considered “hot” in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/26 "2006-01-12T23:06:14Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Yeah, I said a guy! I think me and him and ol’ **Lobbers** need to go out and get drunk one night and talk a lot of bullshit about all sorts of shit, ya know? > > **Zeldar** and **Carni-the-plant-dude** too! I never took you for the ‘confused’ (sexually) type. Would be glad to get drunk with you and talk bollocks. And if **Homebrew** , **Zeldar** and **Carni-the-plant-dude** are there… The more the merrier. I could get on with Hitler if we were both drinking (However I hear Addy was not a drinker) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/27 "2006-01-12T23:12:28Z")
Is this the first time Godwin’s Law has ever applied to a flirt thread? ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/28 "2006-01-12T23:46:32Z")
I’ve had a hopeless crush on **Harimad-Sol** ever since she posted the bra-on-doorknob picture. Well, that, and because every time she speaks, she proves once again that she’s entirely too cool. ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/29 "2006-01-12T23:59:11Z")
Will someone please notify me if I get a mention? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/30 "2006-01-13T01:46:30Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Will someone please notify me if I get a mention? Thanks. That depends… are you feisty and competitive? Short? Glasses? Like reading books? Low standards and willing to settle? I may be your man! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/31 "2006-01-13T04:04:10Z")
> [@pestie](#): > > I’ve had a hopeless crush on **Harimad-Sol** ever since she posted the bra-on-doorknob picture. Well, that, and because every time she speaks, she proves once again that she’s entirely too cool. Thank you. Seeing this was a nice pick-me-up after the past few weeks I’ve had. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/32 "2006-01-13T04:27:11Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Will someone please notify me if I get a mention? Thanks. Do you like gladiator movies? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/33 "2006-01-13T05:11:01Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Do you like gladiator movies? :dubious: Ever wonder why the dog does that to your leg? ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/34 "2006-01-13T05:45:07Z")
> [@ronincyberpunk](#): > > The truth of the matter is that for the most part I have a very poor memory that attaches names to posts. Though having said that there are some names which I’m always glad to see post are **jackelope** (hey, he’s my brother, and he cracks me up), as well as a gaggle of female dopers (presented in alphabetical order), **Amazon Floozy Goddess** , **Anaamika** , and **Kythereia**. Those female dopers may or may not also be considered “hot” in my mind. _smooches **ronincyberpunk** _ ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/35 "2006-01-13T05:46:51Z")
> [@Seven](#): > > Ever wonder why the dog does that to your leg? **Seven** , have you ever been in a …in a Turkish prison? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/36 "2006-01-13T07:49:11Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > **Seven** , have you ever been in a …in a Turkish prison? **Amazon Floozy Goddess** , did you ever hang around the gymnasium? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/37 "2006-01-13T14:39:05Z")
Ok, I’ve got to admit, I’ve suddenly got one on **Left Hand of Dorkness**. Damn, you even \*yell \* at him and what does he do? Come back and respond calmly and reasonably. _grumbles_ ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/38 "2006-01-13T19:42:42Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > That depends… are you feisty and competitive? Short? Glasses? Like reading books? Low standards and willing to settle? I may be your man! 🙂 Do you work for the gummint? That’s damn **scary!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/39 "2006-01-13T20:06:29Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Come on people, puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. Don’t leave me hanging out here all alone. There has to be more of you! You guys went for pages and pages last time!! Or are y’all all crushed out? ☹ Help. ☹☹ Helphelp. Okay, I’ll 'fess up, but I have had kind of a thing for **Scott Plaid** who has a cute looking picture on the Teeming Millions page, and based on the posts I’ve read by him we seem to have a bit in common. Unfortunately, I haven’t seen any posts by him in a while. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431/40 "2006-01-13T20:58:08Z")
I have to admit to a major crush on **Vetbridge** , who I haven’t seen on the boards lately. A tattooed veterinarian! :: swoon :: And a platonic, intellectual crush on **Sampiro**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-hdc-or-harmless-doper-crushes-dos/338431.md?page=3)