# More Info Needed

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 6, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030 "2020-01-06T14:15:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030/1 "2020-01-06T14:15:16Z")

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> A 27-year-old Massapequa Park woman was arrested on burglary and assault charges after police said she used a golf club to smash windows at a Plainview home Sunday afternoon and smash a male resident in the head with the club before she was arrested by responding officers.
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> Nassau County police said the incident occurred at a home on Sunrise Street at about 4 p.m. and said the 52-year-old victim suffered “an abrasion, pain and swelling” after being struck with the golf club. He was treated at the scene, police said.
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> Police did not release what type of club was used in the attack.
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> [Newsday](https://www.newsday.com/long-island/crime/burglary-assault-arrest-plainview-home-1.40318591)

Ladies or Mens? Long or Short Iron? Metal Wood or Putter?

Why the secrecy?

Should this be in The Game Room?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030/2 "2020-01-06T14:24:42Z")

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From an episode of _Law & Order_:

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> Detective Lennie Briscoe : So, somebody clocked him before he fell down.
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> Assistant M.E. Cantor : That’s one possibility. But considering the lack of blood on the stairs, I’m gonna go with the flip side. He tumbled, and then got beaned. Could be with that.
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> Detective Lennie Briscoe : [Picking up a golf club] So that 's what a one-iron is for.

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030/3 "2020-01-06T14:38:14Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> So that 's what a one-iron is for.

Only God can hit a one iron…

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030/4 "2020-01-06T15:15:45Z")

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I hope she replaced the divot.

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030/5 "2020-01-06T15:50:38Z")

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> [@MacCat](#):
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> Only God can hit a one iron…

If you’re out on the course in a lightning storm, hold up a one iron. Even god himself can’t hit it.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030/6 "2020-01-06T16:04:58Z")

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> [@MacCat](#):
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> Ladies or Mens? Long or Short Iron? Metal Wood or Putter?
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> Why the secrecy?
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> Should this be in The Game Room?

Was she wearing a tee shirt?

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-info-needed/846030/7 "2020-01-06T16:12:43Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Was she wearing a tee shirt?

Another cover up?