# More insanity from ol' Jack Chick. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 3, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398 "2004-07-03T19:28:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/1 "2004-07-03T19:28:34Z")
[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017\_01.asp](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017_01.asp) I can’t even think of a good comment for this bilge. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/2 "2004-07-03T19:36:32Z")
No Bob, no Haw Haw Haw. Bleh. Nice to see a Black hero, and Grandma was pretty cool, but soooo obvious and ridiculous and breaking every reg in the book and \. That stringy white guy–“Wait! Jesus…is…GOD!!!” Heelarious. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/3 "2004-07-03T19:41:19Z")
**Kill him, Ice Man!** [Megaman reference]Where’s Heatman when you need him?[/MR] At least he’s becoming a better illustrator… ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/4 "2004-07-03T19:47:21Z")
> [@The Man With The Golden Gun](#): > > [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017\_01.asp](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017_01.asp) > > I can’t even think of a good comment for this bilge. While repulsed by the message that every black man is some sort of criminal until he get Jesus, I am bewildered by police officers uniforms (what is the turtleneck undershirt). ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/5 "2004-07-03T19:54:33Z")
Eh, it’s pretty weak compared to his classic, [Soul Story](http://www.geocities.com/jackchickblowssatan/soul.html). Still, you have to love Chicks continuing motifs of the ignorant Americnas who have never heard of Jesus, and, of course, all black people live sordid lives in the ghetto until they become Chicklets. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/6 "2004-07-03T20:05:08Z")
> [@gobear](#): > > Eh, it’s pretty weak compared to his classic, [Soul Story](http://www.geocities.com/jackchickblowssatan/soul.html). I was listening to “Long, Long Time” off the White Album when the Midi “Shaft” music started up. It was an interesting mix. That comic and the commentary was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/7 "2004-07-03T20:05:50Z")
You know, that Jesus is one mean motherf- Shut yo’ mouth! ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/8 "2004-07-03T20:24:34Z")
Testify! Led both the pimp and the hooker/baby mama to redemption! Shot six times for his sins and now towers over everyone! Falls to his knees for no good reason! I tell you…He is back! And Almighty! Was that specifically aimed at gangbangers? If not, the racial overtones are a little disturbing, but I suspect par for the course with Mr. Chick. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/9 "2004-07-03T20:28:19Z")
Why is Junior’s grandma Yoda? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/10 "2004-07-03T20:32:12Z")
Nyeh. Not as offensive as some of them. A simple case of testimony and conversion. Though I like the implication that drug abusers don’t _necessarily_ end up going to hell. And he did get the ‘nail through the wrist’ thing right. Gotta give credit for that. ---
**Author:** ![GLWasteful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f05b48/32.png) [@GLWasteful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLWasteful)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/11 "2004-07-03T20:34:25Z")
Yeah, I saw this yesterday and felt that Jack is slipping. Of course, he’ll come out roaring in his next one, just like he has so many times before. ::sigh:: **Wolfian** : I actually thought that the illustrations in this one were pretty lousy. Too many soft edges. Almost Aaron McGruder-like. Did you really think that this was an improvement? ---
**Author:** ![Deloseth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Deloseth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deloseth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/12 "2004-07-03T20:40:03Z")
I have nothing to add other than that I found the line “Lord, I’m still waiting!” hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/13 "2004-07-03T21:05:35Z")
I know it’s a Jack Chick and thus not subject to the normal rules of analysis, but was anyone else creeped out by the notion of a _police officer_ – while in uniform and under “color of authority” – preaching Jeebus to a suspect at a crime scene? Time for some major discipline action, methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/14 "2004-07-03T22:45:40Z")
“PIGS!” I wonder how Leroy was going to accomplish both making the Deacon disappear _and_ feeding him to “the dogs”… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/15 "2004-07-03T23:19:48Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > You know, that Jesus is one mean motherf- > > Shut yo’ mouth! I’m jus’ talkin’ 'bout the Savior! ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/16 "2004-07-03T23:23:00Z")
_CSI:Jack Chick_. Not one of his better ones, though. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/17 "2004-07-03T23:26:04Z")
> [@gobear](#): > > Eh, it’s pretty weak compared to his classic, [Soul Story](http://www.geocities.com/jackchickblowssatan/soul.html). > > Still, you have to love Chicks continuing motifs of the ignorant Americnas who have never heard of Jesus, and, of course, all black people live sordid lives in the ghetto until they become Chicklets. 😃 Chicklets! Wonderful, thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/18 "2004-07-03T23:39:12Z")
How does someone who lived a life of crime and who was shot get through the background check to become a police officier? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/19 "2004-07-03T23:57:38Z")
Did anyone notice that The Deacon aparently just dropped the badly wounded Clancy to stop and preach to the crowd? Yea, whatta guy, lets a cop bleed to death so he can convert the masses. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/20 "2004-07-04T00:05:54Z")
2 comments: [ol] [li]My screen is a bit fuzzy, so I missed the asterisk in the 10th row. Consequently, I read it as “Kill him, Ice Man!” (Romans 8:28). I don’t really remember that from the Bible, but if Jack Chick says it…[/li][li]I love how they translate Paw Paw as Grandpa in a footnote.[/li][/ol] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398.md?page=2)