# More insanity from ol' Jack Chick.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 3, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398 "2004-07-03T19:28:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/41 "2004-07-07T18:47:49Z")

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Anybody else get teh feeling this was a 70’s tract updated? I mean The Hippie types and the Brothers yelling out Pig. Hell even Grandma\* (\*MAW MAW) seemed like she was ripped from the old street films of the 70s.

Gad it even feels a little racsist, or at worst old school stereotypical.

It is good to know that no matter what blood lust these street sinners have, they still make room for MAW MAW!

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/42 "2004-07-07T19:27:29Z")

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> [@Shoshana](#):
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> Such woeful ignorance of majority culture makes the kittens cry (or masturbate; I’m a little unclear on the details).

I think it’s, “Every time a kitten masturbates, the saints weep.” Or is it, “Every time a saint masturbates, the kittens weep?”

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/43 "2004-07-07T20:52:39Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> I think it’s, “Every time a kitten masturbates, the saints weep.” Or is it, “Every time a saint masturbates, the kittens weep?”

I think it’s, “Every time a saint masturbates a kitten, an angel gets its wings.”

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-insanity-from-ol-jack-chick/253398/44 "2004-07-08T01:39:11Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> I think it’s, “Every time a saint masturbates a kitten, an angel gets its wings.”

I’ve heard, “Everytime a saint weeps, an angel masterbates a kitten with its wings.” Could be wrong though…

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