# More Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3472 "2023-05-31T16:20:58Z")
Where do cantaloupes go for summer vacation? John Cougar Mellencamp (Obviously a very old joke. I was going to drop the “Cougar”, but it doesn’t flow as well) ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3473 "2023-05-31T16:33:18Z")
Guy hears his wife calling from another room. She asks “Do you feel a pain in your stomach like your getting a pin stuck in a voodoo doll” “No, I don’t” A few minutes later: “How about now?” ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3474 "2023-06-01T01:24:08Z")
Nurse, they’re going to operate on a blood vessel near my heart - what’s it called again? Will these operations help me? Aorta. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3475 "2023-06-01T01:25:07Z")
**In college, I fell in love with a girl in my Electronics class.** I couldn’t resistor. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3476 "2023-06-01T10:41:04Z")
That one is very old. Do you know any current jokes? mmm ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3477 "2023-06-01T11:10:38Z")
### Did you hear about the electrician who taught a class on Asian meditation techniques? He’d go, “Ohmmmm”. * * * ### Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-Boo. * * * ### My Grandfather built me a car entirely out of wood It had wooden seats, wooden doors, wooden steering wheel, wooden floors and a wooden engine. Unfortunately when I tried to start it, it wooden work. * * * ### Someone told me today is June 1st. But they May be wrong. * * * ### What do you call someone who doesn’t belive it is June yet? A May-Sayer. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3478 "2023-06-01T12:50:54Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **In college, I fell in love with a girl in my Electronics class.** > > I couldn’t resistor. > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > That one is very old. Do you know any current jokes? Hey, we’re all just having fun here-- there’s no need to cop an amplitude. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3479 "2023-06-01T14:25:36Z")
> [@solost](#): > > > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > > **In college, I fell in love with a girl in my Electronics class.** > > > > I couldn’t resistor. > > > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > > > That one is very old. Do you know any current jokes? > > Hey, we’re all just having fun here- there’s no need to cop an amplitude. Whatta ya gonna do, ground me? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3480 "2023-06-01T14:27:25Z")
I am, peer. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3481 "2023-06-01T14:52:15Z")
Watt the hell are you guys talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3482 "2023-06-01T15:22:53Z")
Wire you going off on this subject? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3483 "2023-06-01T15:32:04Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Whatta ya gonna do, ground me? I would not capacitance to charge you for your impedance, if I thought discharge would provide rectification. yeah, I googled up an electronics glossary for that 😊 > [@KarlGauss](#): > > Watt the hell are you guys talking about? Take a wild gauss, whydoncha? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3484 "2023-06-01T16:38:24Z")
So much potential… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3485 "2023-06-01T17:04:25Z")
Some of these are so bad it hertz. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3486 "2023-06-01T17:20:48Z")
Wait, I think I know you. Are you the guy with the sibling who changed their gender? Do you have a trans sister? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3487 "2023-06-01T17:33:07Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Do you have a trans sister? He was hoping it was just a temporary phase shift, but eventually had to reverse bias and accept that it was a permanent switch. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3488 "2023-06-01T19:20:35Z")
Howsabout a 3-way? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3489 "2023-06-01T19:28:32Z")
Sorry, my polarity only runs one way-- I’m not AC/DC (not that there’s anything wrong with that). ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3490 "2023-06-01T21:20:30Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Howsabout a 3-way? It shocks me to hear that! Positively shocking! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/3491 "2023-06-01T21:34:17Z")
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