# More Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 416
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8312 "2026-10-03T13:32:36Z")
[![](https://i.ibb.co/xSKLqmny/Elon-Musk.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/xSKLqmny/Elon-Musk.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8313 "2026-10-03T14:14:00Z")
Can you check your link.. all i’m seeing is “Upgrade to a Pro account to embed images in emails” ! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8314 "2026-10-03T19:17:18Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > all i’m seeing is “Upgrade to a Pro account > to embed images in emails” ! Maybe that’s the joke. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8315 "2026-10-04T06:40:29Z")
This is going to be quite the party. [![](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/v200/nviqxdk1hwlwuar1l2lp) ](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/v200/nviqxdk1hwlwuar1l2lp) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8316 "2026-10-04T11:15:36Z")
### A new fighting game based on the works of Tolkien has been released. It’s called Mordor Kombat. * * * ### My girlfriend was devastated when she found out the reason why my nickname is “The Love Machine”. It’s because I’m terrible at tennis. * * * ### Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week. They exchanged numbers. * * * ### I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffaloes have three parents: One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffaloes. * * * ### Every evening news start with “Good evening” And then they tell you why it’s not. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8317 "2026-10-04T11:37:05Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > Can you check your link.. all i’m seeing is “Upgrade to a Pro account > to embed images in emails” ! Sorry about that. Let me try again: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/j6NNKmp.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/j6NNKmp) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8318 "2026-10-04T11:51:29Z")
That’s fine thanks ! (although I have to use a VPN 'cos we can’t view images from Imgur here in the UK 🙄 ) I’d say he’s a vulgar fraction. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8319 "2026-10-04T12:28:46Z")
Possibly an infraction. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8320 "2026-10-04T13:11:54Z")
Or maybe an infarction. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8321 "2026-10-05T13:38:17Z")
I know the proper term is kidney stone but I like to think of mine as a kidney pearl. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8322 "2026-10-05T17:43:33Z")
I miss my Grandmother-- she was an emotional rock and the matriarch of our family. Sadly, she passed away during an earthquake while doing a jigsaw puzzle. The rest of the family was left to pick up the pieces and move on. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8323 "2026-10-06T01:58:58Z")
### Wait a minute! Did anybody remember to wake up Green Day? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8324 "2026-10-06T02:01:34Z")
Well now we know the inspiration for the Eleventy-First Birthday Party. ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8325 "2026-10-06T12:09:20Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Did anybody remember to wake up Green Day? Oops, I forgot. Also, I didn’t wake up Wham! before I went went. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8326 "2026-10-06T12:16:44Z")
They called me before they tried to wake you up, but I didn’t answer. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8327 "2026-10-06T12:25:12Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > > > Did anybody remember to wake up Green Day? > > Oops, I forgot. Also, I didn’t wake up Wham! before I went went. I believe Little Susie is still sawing logs as well. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8328 "2026-10-06T12:28:14Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > Oops, I forgot. Also, I didn’t wake up Wham! before I went went. There was a Wham! documentary on Netlfix a few years ago. My wife wanted to watch it. I was so tired I couldn’t keep my eyes open, but I said I heard the band ‘The Go Gos’ made an appearance in it, so I told her to wake me up before the Go Gos. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8329 "2026-10-06T14:13:04Z")
> [@solost](#): > > I said I heard the band ‘The Go Gos’ made an appearance in it, so I told her to wake me up before the Go Gos. I hope the couch was comfortable. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8330 "2026-10-07T02:19:52Z")
What gets covered in dirt but stays clean? 1. A corpse in a coffin 2. Soap This joke brought to you by the Vampire Coalition. ™ Who reminds you, to suds up. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8331 "2026-10-07T02:24:07Z")
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