# More Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 420
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8392 "2026-10-23T21:27:22Z")
There once was a Doper named solost Who posted on Straight Dope at no cost. He avoided contention That would warrant suspension Or to put it in other words, ‘faux paused’. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8393 "2026-10-23T21:58:20Z")
> [@CobaltBlade75](#): > > This post was flagged by the community and is temporarily hidden. Wow. Tough crowd. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8394 "2026-10-23T22:32:36Z")
It wasn’t even a joke, it was a comment on a couple of jokes in the OP. Looked totally innocent. I have asked about it in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8395 "2026-10-23T22:47:45Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > It wasn’t even a joke, it was a comment on a couple of jokes in the OP. > Looked totally innocent. I have asked about it in ATMB It was an AI. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8396 "2026-10-24T14:11:20Z")
### _The Wizard of Oz_ is a chick flick. Two women are trying to kill each other over shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8397 "2026-10-24T15:11:46Z")
Indian Summer must be here. Weatherman said to watch for a patchy fog. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8398 "2026-10-24T15:13:45Z")
[![](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/v200/jjoyrsxlnm0uac7rf6wx) ](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/v200/jjoyrsxlnm0uac7rf6wx) ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8399 "2026-10-24T15:33:15Z")
They told me to choose a major I liked and I’ll never work a day in my life. They were right, no one is hiring in my field of study. “Do what you love and the money will follow.” Ate pizza, drank wine, took a five hour nap in my underwear, and took selfies with my dog. Now I wait. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8400 "2026-10-24T16:31:14Z")
“Is your dog adopted?” “Yes, I tried for a long time but was unable to conceive a dog on my own.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8401 "2026-10-24T17:37:24Z")
### Hello, Darkness, my old friend, Soon you’ll be here at 5 p.m. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8402 "2026-10-24T23:48:03Z")
Happy Birthday Prof’ ! 🎂 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8403 "2026-10-24T23:50:52Z")
I got my wife a refrigerator for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8404 "2026-10-25T01:20:47Z")
Thanks, pjd! ### I left work early today. The traffic lights took that as a personal challenge. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8405 "2026-10-25T03:41:52Z")
> ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8406 "2026-10-25T03:46:59Z")
My friend was going to prove the flat earthers wrong, but he never got around to it. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8407 "2026-10-25T12:34:18Z")
I’m still laughing at this one. I sent it to my (adult) kids and now they’re all mad at me, which makes it even funnier. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8408 "2026-10-25T12:39:16Z")
### Those who confuse burro and burrow don’t know their ass from a whole in the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8409 "2026-10-25T15:43:29Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > [Lloyd Legalist on X: "I'm just going to point out that there are two people at the start of this hike." / X](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2114043389167431995?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2114043389167431995%7Ctwgr%5Ebe70386928700a24354bb9c4625cfa7b9c4f5138%7Ctwcon%5Es1%5C%5C%5C_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.twz.com%2Fnews-features%2Fbunker-talk-lets-talk-about-all-the-things-we-did-and-didnt-cover-this-week-212comments) I’ve stolen this. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8410 "2026-10-25T15:46:44Z")
“A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I’m dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8411 "2026-10-25T16:43:57Z")
Not entirely irrelevant. If the dead body were walking on its own, that’d make things a lot more tense. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629.md?page=419) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629.md?page=421)