# More Jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8412 "2026-10-25T17:11:34Z")

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### Voting is a lot like driving a car.

Vote R to go backward.  
Vote D to go forward.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8413 "2026-10-25T21:24:33Z")

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My dad was always a, “If you got up there on your own, you can get yourself down on your own too” sort of man.

Fantastic father. Terrible Air Traffic Controller.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8414 "2026-10-25T21:52:45Z")

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8415 "2026-10-26T01:19:25Z")

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There are II kinds of people. Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don’t.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8416 "2026-10-26T01:54:10Z")

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### Frank Herbert’s _Dune_ is based on a pun.

The stories revolve around the spice Melange, which gives power and longevity.

The word melange is from the French, and means variety.

Ergo, Variety is the spice of life.

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