# More Jokes

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### Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she’s got a pumpkin for a coach

B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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### Americans:

It’s Mom not Mum  
It’s Chips not Crisps  
It’s Fries not Chips  
It’s Color not Colour  
It’s Soccer not Football  
It’s Football not Rugby

Britons:  
It’s School not Shooting Range.

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### Before my buddy died I asked him if there was football in heaven.

A few days later I saw his ghost. He said

“Good news, there is. Bad news, you start tomorrow.”

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