# More Jokes

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**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\
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Older married couple are arguing at the airport prior to getting on their flight:

“It’s pronounced, ‘Havaii.’”

“No, it’s, ‘Hawaii.’”

“‘Havaii.’”

“‘Hawaii.’”

“Let’s ask this gentleman. Excuse me, is it pronounced, ‘Havaii,’ or, ‘Hawaii?’”

“‘Havaii.’”

“Thank you.”

“You’re velcome.”

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