# More Jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/437 "2021-07-14T19:31:26Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > ### Wife: Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary?
> > 
> > Husband: A trip to Paris.
> > 
> > Wife: Wow! That’s wonderful! How about for our 50th?
> > 
> > Husband: I’ll pick you back up.
> 
> Love it!

That reminds of the one where the guy comes home and says “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!”

The wife says “That’s great news! Where are we going? France? Spain? Italy?”

The husband says “I don’t care where you go… just get the fuck out!”

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