# More Jokes

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\
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### Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights?

That’s what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.

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### I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.

He said, “Knock yourself out!”

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### Imagine missing a payment on a TESLA,

and the car drives itself back to the dealership.

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### Did you know Ukraine has no Walmarts?

Only Targets.

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### The White House is looking for a commercial sponsor for this year’s Easter Egg Hunt.

How 'bout Pravda?

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