# More Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 6596
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/6596 "2025-08-27T17:27:34Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I thought I’d posted this, but searching for ‘obituary’, ‘in this topic’, doesn’t find it You posted it in the ‘Trump is dying’ thread. > [@Trump is dying](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-dying/1022520/58): > > A man goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash. Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn’t say anything. But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can’t take it. “I’m sorry, friend, but I must ask: Why do you buy the paper every day a… --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629)._