# More Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 6951
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/6951 "2025-12-02T15:38:04Z")
Attention: Be careful of Black Friday scams. I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry for Christmas and instead I received a new deer rifle and 6 boxes of ammo. The day when I can yell, “where is my phone?” and it yells back, "down here in the couch!!'. Then it will really be a smartphone. Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips; yet you tiptoe but not tipfinger?! ‘The neighbor’s kids challenged us to a water fight.’ ‘I’m in.’ ‘Just waiting for the water to boil.’ ‘What?’ “Maybe you’re right, I should go back to college.” “I said, you start taking collagen.” --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629)._