# More Jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/7676 "2026-05-08T09:59:04Z")

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From the Polls Only thread:

> [@Polls only: No discussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/123):
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> I like my men/women like I like my coffee: [poll](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/123) Note to self: don’t copy jokes off Reddit

**I like my men/women like I like my coffee:**

- Sweet and stimulating

- Hot and all over my crotch when I’m driving

- Dark and bitter

- Several in a row, one right after the other

- Strong and essential to the workforce

- Bold and rich

- Irish

- Covered in bees!

- I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice

- From a third-world country

- Gone by 9am

- In excess until I’m trembling

- Waking me up and giving me shit all day

- Always getting my name wrong

- On a CostCo pallet

- Totally satisfying for less than five bucks

- Cold and unpleasant

- Ground up and in the freezer

- In a plastic cup

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