# More Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 8142
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/8142 "2026-08-17T23:30:56Z")
Doctor: I’ve got some bad news. Me: Lay it on me gently. Doc: Ok, knock, knock. Me: Who’s there? Doc: Herpes, Went to the butchers this morning and asked for some triple. He gave me a DVD box set of Love Island. Friend: How much faith do you have in the human race? Me: I’m a dog person. Wife on email: If you had to choose, would you rather lose and arm or a leg? Me: A leg, I need both arms to fish. Wife: My coworker just said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks. Me: Sounds like he’s never been fishing. Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion. Veterinarian talking to cat: What seems to be the problem? Cat: Meow. Vet: Yes, but where? Woman to Arnold Schwarzenegger: So you’re not a Terminator anymore? Arnold: Negative, I retired, Now I kill bugs. I am an ex-Terminator. R2D2: The most vulgar character of all time. They bleeped out every single word he said. I couldn’t find anyone to sing with me… So I bought a duet yourself kit. Car salesman: this car will seat 6 people without any problems. Me: I don’t think I know 6 people without any problems. Have you heard about a new sport called Quiet Tennis? It’s like regular tennis but without the racket. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629)._