# More Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [February 27, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629 "2020-02-27T23:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 941
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/941 "2021-10-29T23:42:11Z")
> [@Texas dopers, do you remember a contest / game held by HEB back in the 1980s?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-dopers-do-you-remember-a-contest-game-held-by-heb-back-in-the-1980s/951952/13): > > > HEB founder=Howard Edward Butt. > > I worked at HEB in Austin when I was in High School and college from about 1988 - 1992… I don’t remember that game but if it was the early 80’s that may have been before my time. > > I do remember a joke around the breakroom that HEB was going to merge with Whole Foods and become Butt-Whole Foods… Alas a merger that has yet to occur. > - Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: **Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace** > - Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: **Poly, Warner Cracker**. > - 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: **MMM-Good** A few more here: > **[Language Jokes \* Funny Merger Names](https://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/mergers.html)** > > The Ultimate Language Resource on the Web. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629)._