# More Muslim Marvelousnous

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243 "2011-02-05T03:19:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/721 "2011-02-12T01:05:45Z")

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> [@magellan01](#):
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> Cute. And if Joseph Stack flew the plane into the IRS building in the name of Christianity, your comment would actually have made a point. As it is…

I have no idea whose name did it in, and really I don’t care. I don’t care if the 9/11 hijackers were doing it in the name of Islam, or if they were suicidal, or had an opportunity for someone to give money to their families. I’d really rather they not do it at all.

In any case you’re going to have to be crazier than that to hold on to the attention you’ve been getting. We got a champion now who wants to wage a war against people of a specific religion. Isn’t there a word for that, waging war on people because of their religion? I’m sure there is.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/722 "2011-02-12T01:07:33Z")

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Did Anderson Cooper kick your ass? Is that why you are so bitter?

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/723 "2011-02-12T01:07:58Z")

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Saoirse wrote:

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> Isn’t there a word for that, waging war on people because of their religion? I’m sure there is.

Yeah, it’s called Islam. They’re at war with Judaism and Christianity.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/724 "2011-02-12T01:08:44Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Did Anderson Cooper kick your ass? Is that why you are so bitter?

Cooper refused to kick his ass and made him cry.

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/725 "2011-02-12T01:10:01Z")

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Elucidator wrote:

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> Did Anderson Cooper kick your ass? Is that why you are so bitter?

ROTLFMAO!! Mr. Androgyne couldn’t kick a fly’s ass.

And Ibn quoted that silly tart! ANDERSON FUCKING COOPER! ROTFLMAO!

He has no grounds now to EVER ridicule any of my sources, even if I quote mickey Mouse! ANDERSON COOPER! LMAO!

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/726 "2011-02-12T01:12:16Z")

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Ibn wrote:

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> Also, I notice you decided to back down from your silly claim that the children of American mothers aren’t natural born US citizens or at least you seem to have since you didn’t address my rebuttals.

I addressed that, you illiterate dumbass! Try reading my earlier post. His mother was not old enough to grant citizenship at the time he was born. Try doing some research, you stupid fucktard. Dear lord, it’s like the invasion of the short bus!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/727 "2011-02-12T01:13:35Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Done. Now shut the fuck up and go away, moron.

Why, you convinced me good sir. An unsourced, unlinked “quote” is iron cast proof. I relent and repent.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/728 "2011-02-12T01:13:42Z")

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Actually, Mickey Mouse is a full step up from World Net Daily.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/729 "2011-02-12T01:15:05Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Elucidator wrote:
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> ROTLFMAO!! Mr. Androgyne couldn’t kick a fly’s ass.
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> And Ibn quoted that silly tart! ANDERSON FUCKING COOPER! ROTFLMAO!
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> He has no grounds now to EVER ridicule any of my sources, even if I quote mickey Mouse! ANDERSON COOPER! LMAO!

Do you have any specific cites that Cooper has lied?

Also, are you now aware that Obama has a normal birth certificate? The same kind I have? Are you also aware that the so-called “long form” certificate is the one that the state normally keeps on file? Are you aware that they don’t normally give those out?

Why is it that only people who are utterly stupid and uninformed agree with you? Did you ever wonder about that?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/730 "2011-02-12T01:18:27Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> I addressed that, you illiterate dumbass!

No, you didn’t. You vomited a bunch of unsourced crap from birther emails. Your claims, like your ballsack, are completely empty.

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/731 "2011-02-12T01:20:09Z")

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Loboham, everything you say shows how ignorant and uninformed on the issue you are. Go read the WND archive and dispute something with facts. Otherwise, you’re just a babbling idiot.

See, that’s the game stupid liberal fucktards like you play. You always demand sources, then, no matter how reputable or well researched the source is, you dismiss it with dishonest ridicule.

Then one of your idiot liberal buddies cites ANDERSON FUCKING COOPER and you cream your pants with excitement over the “validity” of that silly citation.

You’re all so predictable. And pathetic too! :smack:

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/732 "2011-02-12T01:22:09Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Loboham, everything you say shows how ignorant and uninformed on the issue you are. Go read the WND archive and dispute something with facts. Otherwise, you’re just a babbling idiot.

Can you cite where Anderson Cooper has lied? Please give specific examples or retract your claim. Unless you’re a liar of course.

I don’t think you’re a liar. I think you’re just too stupid to understand how to evaluate the truth.

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/733 "2011-02-12T01:25:11Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Ibn wrote:
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> I addressed that, you illiterate dumbass! Try reading my earlier post. His mother was not old enough to grant citizenship at the time he was born. Try doing some research, you stupid fucktard. Dear lord, it’s like the invasion of the short bus!

Actually no, you made a statement and didn’t provide any evidence to back it up.

I’m also a bit baffled by your demand that I “do some research”.

As I already pointed out, I was born in Iran to an American mother and an Iranian father and I’m a natural born US citizen.

I also pointed to a friend of mine born in Mexico to a teenaged American mother and a Mexican father and she’s a natural born US citizen.

I’m sorry but you’re simply wrong.

Feel free to provide evidence that the children of American teenagers born outside of the US aren’t US citizens?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/734 "2011-02-12T01:26:19Z")

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Is Anderson Cooper really that much of a bugaboo to the wingnuts? Or is it just a personal affront? Didn’t friend you on Facebook, maybe?

Seems like there’s much easier targets than Cooper, “androgyny” notwithstanding…

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/735 "2011-02-12T01:27:35Z")

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Elucidator wrote:

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> Actually, Mickey Mouse is a full step up from World Net Daily.

Really? Prove it. Citation?

LMAO! You’re so pathetic.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/736 "2011-02-12T01:29:14Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Elucidator wrote:
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> Really? Prove it. Citation?
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> LMAO! You’re so pathetic.

LMAO? What are you, posting from AOL or something?

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/737 "2011-02-12T01:30:56Z")

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BTW,

What’s with comments about Anderson Cooper being a “tart” and similar comments about his sexuality?

Do you have an unrequited crush on him?

If so, go on a diet, start working out, move out of your parents’ basement, get some better clothes, and maybe you’ll be able to attract someone like him.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/738 "2011-02-12T01:41:01Z")

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> [@Champion-of-Truth](#):
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> Elucidator wrote:
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> Really? Prove it. Citation?
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> LMAO! You’re so pathetic.

Could you post a cite about Anderson Cooper now or retract your claim? Why aren’t you willing to support your assertions?

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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/739 "2011-02-12T01:51:03Z")

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The saying “A person never reveals so much about himself as when he’s describing others” comes to mind.

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**Author:** ![Champion-of-Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Champion-of-Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion-of-Truth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-muslim-marvelousnous/570243/740 "2011-02-12T01:56:30Z")

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It’s funny watching the dumbfucks spew out their derision to someone who doesn’t care (me). Go ahead, talk yourselves out. When you finally get finger cramps from writing your silly shit, I’ll come in and sort the wheat from the chaff and respond to any posts I find that are actually intelligent and that actually address the facts of the issue. Until then, babble on!

ANDERSON FUCKING COOPER! ROTFLMAO!!! OMG I am laughing to the point of tears! You made my day!

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