# More PETA silliness **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 25, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140 "2003-04-25T16:25:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/21 "2003-04-25T21:48:35Z")
Yes, poor woman- can’t find a man who will “eat her” now, so she is reduced to this. tsk, tsk. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/22 "2003-04-25T22:15:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RAWDuke \* > \*\*A leader of PETA has announce that [She wants to be BBQed](http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2631030) \*\* More proof that Ingrid Newkirk is a total nutcase, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![Drew\_Blade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/958977/32.png) [@Drew\_Blade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drew_Blade)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/23 "2003-04-26T13:04:29Z")
Let me have first claim to her head. I will mount it on my wall for all to see. No, no, wait a minute. Let me instead mount her ass ON her head. Somehow that seems more appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/24 "2003-04-26T14:33:56Z")
What’re we WAITING for? _brandishes BBQ sauce_ ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/25 "2003-04-26T14:44:17Z")
Soylent PETA is made of HUMANS!..HUUUUMAAAANS!! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/26 "2003-04-26T14:55:44Z")
Newkirk’s biggest miscalculation in this is that she assumes that people will be outraged by her will and that it will “make them think”. Personally, I couldn’t care less if that’s what she wanted-you bring the sauce and I’ll bring the lighter fluid and charcoal. After she’s dead she’s meat, just like cows and pigs, just like the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/27 "2003-04-26T15:23:03Z")
Mmmm… BBQ nutcase… Thems GOOD eatin’! ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/28 "2003-04-26T17:44:55Z")
I’ll bring the potato salad! ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/29 "2003-04-26T22:05:33Z")
I call the thigh!!! ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/30 "2003-04-26T22:29:00Z")
Here’s a pic of the main course with an appetizer: [http://veganic.net/IngridN.jpg](http://veganic.net/IngridN.jpg) Seriously, though: she’s 53? That’s a lot older than you want your meat to get. She’s gotta be tough by now. OTOH, she is an american and an office worker, which would keep her more tender than a laborer. She’s also a vegan, so her flesh should be pretty clean & not too gamey. ---
**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/31 "2003-04-26T22:29:28Z")
I’ve always been a breast man myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/32 "2003-04-26T22:37:04Z")
Roast PETA on pita,mmMMMmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Doc\_Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@Doc\_Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doc_Nickel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/33 "2003-04-26T22:50:30Z")
… Garnished with a peck of pickled peppers. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/34 "2003-04-27T01:41:52Z")
Judging by her resemblance to the animal she’s holding, I’m guessing she will taste just like chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/35 "2003-04-27T21:02:15Z")
I call the liver, who’s bringing the chianti? Hey Doc, if she has a history of alcoholism, will eating her liver harm me? -hungry in AK ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/36 "2003-04-27T21:10:06Z")
“PETA: Turning people away from what, at its heart, is a decent cause, with their lunatic antics since 1980” ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140/37 "2003-04-27T21:15:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Fault them for their illogic. Fault them for their offensiveness. But you can’t fault them for their marketing strategy: you guys do their work for them.Daniel \*\* LOL. I hope you aren’t in marketing. Certainly _I_ wouldn’t hire you. You see, I don’t JUST want my target audience to remember me, I want them to buy my product too. If they just remember it and then make fun of it, I’m pissing away my money. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-peta-silliness/171140.md?page=1)