Yes, poor woman- can’t find a man who will “eat her” now, so she is reduced to this. tsk, tsk.
More proof that Ingrid Newkirk is a total nutcase, IMO.
Let me have first claim to her head. I will mount it on my wall for all to see. No, no, wait a minute. Let me instead mount her ass ON her head. Somehow that seems more appropriate.
What’re we WAITING for?
brandishes BBQ sauce
Soylent PETA is made of HUMANS!..HUUUUMAAAANS!!
Newkirk’s biggest miscalculation in this is that she assumes that people will be outraged by her will and that it will “make them think”. Personally, I couldn’t care less if that’s what she wanted-you bring the sauce and I’ll bring the lighter fluid and charcoal. After she’s dead she’s meat, just like cows and pigs, just like the rest of us.
Mmmm… BBQ nutcase… Thems GOOD eatin’!
I’ll bring the potato salad!
I call the thigh!!!
Here’s a pic of the main course with an appetizer:
http://veganic.net/IngridN.jpg
Seriously, though: she’s 53? That’s a lot older than you want your meat to get. She’s gotta be tough by now. OTOH, she is an american and an office worker, which would keep her more tender than a laborer. She’s also a vegan, so her flesh should be pretty clean & not too gamey.
I’ve always been a breast man myself. 
Roast PETA on pita,mmMMMmmmm
… Garnished with a peck of pickled peppers.
Judging by her resemblance to the animal she’s holding, I’m guessing she will taste just like chicken.
I call the liver, who’s bringing the chianti?
Hey Doc, if she has a history of alcoholism, will eating her liver harm me?
-hungry in AK
“PETA: Turning people away from what, at its heart, is a decent cause, with their lunatic antics since 1980”
LOL. I hope you aren’t in marketing. Certainly I wouldn’t hire you. You see, I don’t JUST want my target audience to remember me, I want them to buy my product too. If they just remember it and then make fun of it, I’m pissing away my money.