# More Proof Birthers are Morons!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-proof-birthers-are-morons/587781>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-proof-birthers-are-morons/587781 "2011-07-04T04:04:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-proof-birthers-are-morons/587781/41 "2011-07-09T19:11:04Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Does anybody really need more proof to know that birthers are morons?

I’d like to see some kind of official certificate that says so.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-proof-birthers-are-morons/587781/42 "2011-07-09T19:16:40Z")

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> [@Crazyhorse](#):
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> I’d like to see some kind of official certificate that says so.

Do you want the Stupidity Certificate, or will the Certificate of Live Stupidity suffice? The latter is valid proof of stupidity in all fifty states.

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**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-proof-birthers-are-morons/587781/43 "2011-07-09T19:22:52Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Do you want the Stupidity Certificate, or will the Certificate of Live Stupidity suffice? The latter is valid proof of stupidity in all fifty states.

And why can’t you just provide the regular, long-form Stupidity certificate? I knew it!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-proof-birthers-are-morons/587781/44 "2011-07-09T20:47:08Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Does anybody really need more proof to know that birthers are morons?

It’s not a matter of need; it’s merely a matter of existence. Or, in this case, a matter of abundance.

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