# More Republican brilliance: body parts are like tires. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 6, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622 "2011-01-06T16:24:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622/41 "2011-01-08T00:31:01Z")
I want feet for tires. Think of how that would sound… Flapflapflapflapflap… Um… On second thought, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622/42 "2011-01-08T01:36:11Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Yeah, but God is a Republican. I read that somewhere on the internet, so it must be true. God _is_ a Republican. Its that damn unshaven, long-haired hippie Jesus that’s a Democrat/Liberal, all hanging out with and caring about the poor and the sick. God’s pretty straitlaced…“Obey me or I’ll drown your ass!” That’s a Republican God. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622/43 "2011-01-08T02:14:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Yeah, but God is a Republican. I read that somewhere on the internet, so it must be true. Oh, He only registered that way so He could vote in the primaries; He’s a Libertarian really. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622/44 "2011-01-08T05:08:23Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > God _is_ a Republican. Its that damn unshaven, long-haired hippie Jesus that’s a Democrat/Liberal, all hanging out with and caring about the poor and the sick. Damned ungrateful kids… Can’t be bothered to follow in the family business. Always acting out and pissing Dad off… Hanging out with bad elements - Hell, He even hung out with a _tax collector!_ No wonder He came to sach a bad end. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622/45 "2011-01-09T11:15:25Z")
> [@ITR\_champion](#): > > Speaking as a young person . . . Was anyone else surprised by this bit? **ITR champion** has always come across to me as an elderly curmudgeon. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622/46 "2011-01-09T11:28:53Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Was anyone else surprised by this bit? **ITR champion** has always come across to me as an elderly curmudgeon. Well, he’s young at heart. The rest of him is decayed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-republican-brilliance-body-parts-are-like-tires/566622.md?page=2)