I want feet for tires. Think of how that would sound…
Flapflapflapflapflap…
Um… On second thought, maybe not.
God is a Republican. Its that damn unshaven, long-haired hippie Jesus that’s a Democrat/Liberal, all hanging out with and caring about the poor and the sick.
God’s pretty straitlaced…“Obey me or I’ll drown your ass!”
That’s a Republican God.
Oh, He only registered that way so He could vote in the primaries; He’s a Libertarian really.
Damned ungrateful kids… Can’t be bothered to follow in the family business. Always acting out and pissing Dad off… Hanging out with bad elements - Hell, He even hung out with a tax collector! No wonder He came to sach a bad end.
Was anyone else surprised by this bit? ITR champion has always come across to me as an elderly curmudgeon.
Well, he’s young at heart.
The rest of him is decayed.