# More Sequential Thread Titles! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011 "2005-08-21T19:29:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/1 "2005-08-21T19:29:25Z")
OK, I don’t start very many threads, but when I saw _this_: \*\*Eww… There is a Random, Tailed Creature Breeding Outside My Window! \*\* **So…where’s the goat?** , and this: \*\* sudden pains that make you think the end is near\*\* **Bursting cysts (TMI)**, well, I just couldn’t resist! ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/2 "2005-08-21T20:02:07Z")
**A real man’s supper.** So…where’s the goat? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/3 "2005-08-21T20:33:59Z")
GQ: **Neutering dogs What should I feed my cats?** ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/4 "2005-08-22T03:59:09Z")
**What do you do when you suck? First, I’m going to breathe.** ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/5 "2005-08-22T17:01:28Z")
New Posts: \*\*How well can you kiss ass to get something you want? I think I just told my boss I love him!\*\* \*\*I just thought someone broke in, so what did I grab? The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra\*\* ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/6 "2005-08-22T17:14:45Z")
**Bigger Person = More Blood? Erect Penis on a dead guy?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/7 "2005-08-22T17:25:16Z")
In the Piit: \*\*Jackass customer stories A Very Quick One: Why would you feed a 700 pound relative 20 pieces of chicken? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/8 "2005-08-23T00:41:41Z")
Cafe Society: **Help me give my friend heart failure. Anime you WOULDN’T recommend for a newcomer** Some sequential titles are just TOO appropriate! ---
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/9 "2005-08-23T13:48:24Z")
in MPSIMS from around 1:30AM today… \*\*What’s with all the scat lately? \*\* last post by Peanuthead \*\*Poop is wonderful. \*\* last post by soulmurk ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/10 "2005-08-23T21:15:13Z")
Fuck you, San Francisco Same to you, Pat Robertson. Hehe I can really see that one in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/11 "2005-08-24T01:44:10Z")
In new posts: corny responses to “how are you”?(i need them) My Chinchilla Is Stuck in the Ductwork. Quit answering the question I didn’t ask you. ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/12 "2005-08-24T02:05:26Z")
Sour Patch Kids tear my mouth up. Nutrition to the MAX!!! - MPSIMS, right now ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/13 "2005-08-24T02:46:50Z")
in my “posts by Ludovic” search: **What does the word “nerd” mean to you? More Sequential Thread Titles!** ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/14 "2005-08-24T07:46:07Z")
**"My dog is dead, my wife’s been traumatized, and I’m selling my house soon" Shall we shag now …** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/15 "2005-08-24T14:54:04Z")
\*\*What did(n’t) you learn in driver’s ed? Possessives are not plurals. \*\* And you’d think they’d take the opportunity to brush up on grammar a little… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/16 "2005-08-24T15:30:28Z")
\*\*Ratio of gay to non-gay people in San Francisco What’s the biggest number that has a name? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/17 "2005-08-24T15:41:25Z")
IMHO: **The Nerdity Test What does the word “nerd” mean to you?** Not much of a test, is it? ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/18 "2005-08-24T16:51:24Z")
If it’s August, it’s time to thin the herd, again. A Very Quick One: Why would you feed a 700 pound relative 20 pieces of chicken? ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/19 "2005-08-24T17:03:08Z")
(Non-sequential threads from page 1 of ATMB) testing some sizes Anaamika test twickster test: please ignore deevee ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/20 "2005-08-24T17:17:46Z")
\*\*Poop is wonderful I’ve heard it has many uses.\*\* I don’t want to know. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011.md?page=2)