# More Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011 "2005-08-21T19:29:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![jimpatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9e5f3/32.png) [@jimpatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimpatro)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/21 "2005-08-24T17:21:40Z")

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**poop is wonderful**  
**I’ve heard it has many uses**  
**improved eyesight with yellow glasses?**

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/22 "2005-08-24T17:41:43Z")

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Area lunatic buys up all the cheap office furniture  
I’ve heard it has many uses  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/23 "2005-08-25T23:02:18Z")

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In General Questions:

**What do you call sums smaller than a Euro?  
Counterfeit coins**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/24 "2005-08-25T23:18:11Z")

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Right here in MPSIMS:

**Is there some kind of ‘initiation’ for new posters?  
You get to commit one sin. Just one. What is it?**

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**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/25 "2005-08-26T19:59:30Z")

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CS:

**Miss America Pagent on the rocks. What can it do to be interesting and popular again?  
Native American Nudity**

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/26 "2005-08-26T23:30:18Z")

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**Cumming: The Fragrance**

**Tying A Knot In My Penis**  
Two more things I don’t wanna know about!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/27 "2005-08-27T12:39:14Z")

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In the Pit:

\*\* You’re not a doctor, stop freaking my wife out!  
Woman offended by truthful advice from doctor \*\*

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/28 "2005-08-28T18:27:05Z")

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A three-fer in IMHO:

**Need cooking advice for single bachelor  
Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup: a poll  
One food/meal for the rest of your life - what would you choose?**

In MPSIMS:

\*\*I’m back! What did I miss??  
50 Greatest Straight Dope Rants

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and  
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What they don’t tell you about vasectomies (TMI)  
Heard Any Good Jokes Lately? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/29 "2005-08-28T18:27:41Z")

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**Who’s up for a glass-bottomed walkway above the Grand Canyon?**

**Worst places to meet women**

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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/30 "2005-08-28T18:42:03Z")

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Katrina

Katrina takes aim at the panhandle (maybe)

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/31 "2005-08-29T13:10:17Z")

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\*\*Heard Any Good Jokes Lately?

Jerry Falwell - Gay Rights Champion \*\*

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**Author:** ![flash\_hobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce73a5/32.png) [@flash\_hobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flash_hobo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/32 "2005-08-29T13:48:53Z")

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Why Johnny can’t Emote…

I’m definately doing THAT again.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/33 "2005-08-29T18:05:44Z")

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IMHO:

\*\*Moo!: Questions about breastfeeding  
Who eats Pop-Tarts with butter? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/34 "2005-08-29T19:12:51Z")

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MPSIMS:

**"You? You Want Me To Date…_You_??"  
This is so very sad**

Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/35 "2005-08-29T19:22:29Z")

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MPSIMS:  
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Is it okay to ask out a girl at her job?  
I scared the hell out of some kids selling candy bars.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/36 "2005-08-29T19:34:43Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
>
> MPSIMS:  
> \*\*  
> Is it okay to ask out a girl at her job?  
> I scared the hell out of some kids selling candy bars.\*\*

That’s quite possibly the best one I’ve seen for months.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/37 "2005-08-29T19:47:21Z")

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What famous thing surprised you when you saw it in person?  
Tying a Knot in my Penis

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/38 "2005-08-29T23:54:08Z")

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\*\*Tying a Knot in my Penis

I’m definitely doing THAT again!\*\*

One would think once would be enough…:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/39 "2005-08-30T00:31:47Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**I scared the hell out of some kids selling candy bars**  
**What do they mistake you for?**

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/40 "2005-08-30T00:32:59Z")

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> [@Dark Side of the Floyd](#):
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> \*\*Tying a Knot in my Penis
> 
> I’m definitely doing THAT again!\*\*
> 
> One would think once would be enough…:dubious:

Evidently not since I came in here to post the same thing. 🆒

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