# More Sequential Thread Titles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011 "2005-08-21T19:29:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/41 "2005-08-30T00:37:44Z")

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\*\*Letter to the Teacher

Beware the Old Man in a Hat \*\*

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/42 "2005-08-30T01:19:21Z")

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In MPSIMS:

What do you do in Illinois for fun?  
No, really, I _like_ Chicago!

Robin

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/43 "2005-08-30T01:54:59Z")

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\*\*You tried to kill my dog you horrific, awful person

I Burning Your Dog 2\*\*

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/44 "2005-08-30T01:57:58Z")

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In the Pit:

**You tried to kill my dog you horrific, awful person  
I Burning Your Dog 2**

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/45 "2005-08-30T01:58:42Z")

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[Creeped out by being pregnant? Is that normal?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332434)  
[I have nine year old cheddar.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332432)  
[This is so very sad](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332346)

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/46 "2005-08-30T01:59:01Z")

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Damn you!

(I saw those two reversed earlier today, but was too lazy to post!)

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/47 "2005-08-30T01:59:13Z")

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Ya snooze, ya lose. (wink)

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/48 "2005-08-30T02:27:02Z")

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Do you kiss to the right or left?  
Pretty Little Things To Do

Where do porn people find so many fairly attractive people who are willing…  
Is a 20% tip the minimum for good service?

Give me a New Screen name!  
Who are you?

Tying a Knot in my Penis  
I scared the hell out of some kids selling candy bars.

You’re not a doctor, stop freaking my wife out!  
Woman offended by truthful advice from doctor

The United States of America  
Bitches, I told you so… (Lance Armstrong related)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/49 "2005-08-30T14:20:34Z")

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\*\*My testicles are important to the province of B.C.  
What do they mistake you for? \*\*

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/50 "2005-08-30T17:54:30Z")

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\*\*Who eats Pop-Tarts with butter?  
What Can I Feed My Cat To Help Him Gain Weight? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/51 "2005-08-30T18:10:21Z")

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(found by scanning **New Posts** )

\*\*I just found out my cat is missing !  
Get out of the fucking wind!

When the power goes out  
Kitchen Gadgets: What are the must haves?

Katrina  
Quit jogging in the street you neuticle!

I drove my Mini Cooper through 4" of water  
What does it cost to keep a horse?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/52 "2005-08-30T20:32:18Z")

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\*\*What’s the best translation of Don Quixote?  
We need a whole lot more of Jesus, and a lot less of Rock and Roll. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/53 "2005-08-31T18:39:32Z")

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Katrina – An Ultimate WMD  
What are some other wacky military ideas that never made it?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/54 "2005-08-31T18:47:12Z")

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**Why did she run calling “Wildfire”?**

**Bursting Cysts (TMI)**

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/55 "2005-09-01T03:33:11Z")

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\*\*My boyfriend’s moving to California to be with me!

Moving to Atlanta \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/56 "2005-09-03T13:55:48Z")

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In Cafe Society:

\*\* What’s the story with Andrew Dice Clay?  
What actor has fallen the furthest since their Oscar? \*\*

Andrew Dice Clay won an Oscar? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/57 "2005-09-05T12:14:55Z")

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In Cafe Society

\*\*Dammit, I LIKE the Carpenters!  
Help me use unwanted food items \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/58 "2005-09-06T18:29:57Z")

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In MPSIMS:

\*\*Sex with sheep is fun.  
What can you do with your hands \*\*

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**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/59 "2005-09-06T19:24:20Z")

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In IMHO:

**What’s the Deal with Tampax Pearls?  
A faint smell of some thing sometimes smells like some completely different thing**

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-thread-titles/318011/60 "2005-09-06T21:05:23Z")

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I gave up boys for a year yesterday.  
Felecia, unfortunately, I still love you…

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