# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/221 "2011-02-22T23:11:07Z")

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**Poll: Ok, I give up (again): Why do women not buy stocks (directly)?  
Long pinky fingernails on men**

Yeah, that’s a deal-breaker for me too, along with uncontrollable drooling and plaid leisure suits.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/222 "2011-02-23T00:38:42Z")

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**Who Did You Snub At Your Wedding?  
I put my wife in jail today.**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/223 "2011-02-23T09:58:23Z")

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\*\*Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals  
I Don’t Remember Doing This! \*\*

Well, you did look a bit drunk.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/224 "2011-02-23T13:17:04Z")

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\*\*Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!)

Panty Thief? \*\*

“OK, you distract her with the dog, and I’ll come around the other side and get them off before she notices!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/225 "2011-02-23T13:20:17Z")

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\*\* Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?  
I put my wife in jail today.\*\*

Fortunately, I have spares.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/226 "2011-02-23T13:59:20Z")

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\*\*Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!)

Leash breaking a strong dog \*\*

“Heel, Boy! Heel”  
“We shouldn’t have started with a Great Dane.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/227 "2011-02-23T14:30:43Z")

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\*\*What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death?  
…New earthquake hits Christchurch, NZ \*\*  
You’re lucky you’re still here.

\*\* Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?  
I put my wife in jail today. \*\*  
Which one?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/228 "2011-02-23T15:31:21Z")

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\*\*What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death?

Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals \*\*

So, not that close, then?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/229 "2011-02-23T17:40:03Z")

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**It was one year ago today…  
Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals**

So may I introduce to you…Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band!

I still like the original better.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/230 "2011-02-23T18:33:44Z")

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\*\*Who Did You Snub At Your Wedding?  
Joseph Stalin’s contribution to victory in World War 2. \*\*

Inviting the whole Soviet War Machine would have been a logistical nightmare!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/231 "2011-02-23T18:49:03Z")

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\*\*What’s daily life is like for the average infantry person in the U.S. Marine Corps?  
Secret Gatling gun manufacture  
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And the Army makes those black helicopters.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/232 "2011-02-23T18:50:55Z")

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\*\*What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?  
Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/233 "2011-02-23T19:27:15Z")

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**Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand.  
Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals**

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/234 "2011-02-23T19:37:42Z")

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\*\*Why do the Russians hate the British so much?  
Lady Gaga’s new single \*\*

And she’s not even British!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/235 "2011-02-23T19:45:55Z")

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**Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals  
It’ll be a pain to clean up, but what fun!**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/236 "2011-02-23T20:26:12Z")

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**The Arab Uprisings Have Gone Too Far  
Libya too?!**

Especially Libya.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/237 "2011-02-23T20:46:51Z")

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**What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?  
Becoming a Non-Smoker**

I’d ask you to lose weight, but I’m afraid you’d respond by becoming a Mormon.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/238 "2011-02-23T22:34:42Z")

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**Half Of All American Dogs And Cats Are Overweight  
Onancock**

And happy to be there!  
\*\*For My German Doper Friends (Or Whomever Has Travelled Extensively In Germany)  
What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut? \*\*

“Ich bich ein slut”?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/239 "2011-02-23T23:08:12Z")

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\*\*Question about the fleeing Wisconsin Democrats  
are there durable sandals with thick soles out there? \*\*

They’re not _all_ hippies, you know. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/240 "2011-02-23T23:35:00Z")

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**Sex injuries  
I’m worried about my kitty ☹**

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