# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/241 "2011-02-24T00:03:27Z")

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**What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?  
Dog-sitting for a week. Please help me!**

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/242 "2011-02-24T00:39:46Z")

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**Relationship stress  
Sex injuries**

Yeah, those can put stress on a relationship, all right.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/243 "2011-02-24T07:37:55Z")

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\*\*Onancock  
You know your username goes at the top of every post, right? \*\*

So… are you \*sure \*that’s the name you’re going with?

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/244 "2011-02-24T09:53:55Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> **Sex injuries  
> I’m worried about my kitty ☹**

Now I have to explain why I laugh-snorted at random while everything was quiet in the office. Also,

\*\*Onancock  
Sex injuries \*\*

That’s usually how it happens.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/245 "2011-02-24T10:57:51Z")

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\*\*Your Pets’ Names?  
Sex injuries  
Onancock \*\*

Both yellow labs. I’m thinking of getting a dachshund and naming it “Dildo”.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/246 "2011-02-24T11:02:11Z")

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\*\* Sex injuries   
Onancock\*\*

…An unusual word for the precise form of smiting suffered by those who won’t get their helpless brother’s widow pregnant as the law demands.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/247 "2011-02-24T12:44:36Z")

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\*\*What do people fear when they get lost in rural areas?  
Group Interviews  
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“I said, squeal like Michael Bolton!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/248 "2011-02-24T13:14:47Z")

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\*\*Will the pirates who murdered the four American sailors face the death penalty?  
In lieu of flowers…?  
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I hear they won’t get cake, either.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/249 "2011-02-24T13:38:44Z")

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**Tell Me A Non-expert Can Stain a Fence  
Masturbating while breastfeeding**

That depends on what you are trying to stain it _with_.  
**Bad ideas in education  
When Is Using Deadly Force Justified?**

Only when the kid’s grades drop to “D” or lower.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/250 "2011-02-24T14:36:16Z")

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\*\* What makes “smart people” socially awkward?  
Relationship stress  
Sex injuries\*\*

“Have a seat, Bob.” “Uh…no, thanks, I’d rather stand. You see, uh, never mind.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/251 "2011-02-24T14:51:22Z")

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\*\* People objecting to your dog just being near them  
Dog-sitting for a week. Please help me!  
Panty Thief?  
Poll: Cats: Indoors or outdoors? \*\*

There’s a good plot in there.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/252 "2011-02-24T15:08:13Z")

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\*\*Masturbating while breastfeeding  
Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand. \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/253 "2011-02-24T15:39:54Z")

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\*\*What’s the first movie you recall seeing that made you cry?

Bully - movie (spoilers) \*\*  
Ya Big Bully – making them cry.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/254 "2011-02-24T15:46:44Z")

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**What’s for dinner tonight?  
SPAM appetizer recipes…any ideas?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/255 "2011-02-24T17:44:23Z")

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\*\*House 2/21: Done  
House Hunters outrage! \*\*

I’m outraged and done with hunting for a house!

\*\* I put my wife in jail today.  
Relationship stress \*\*

Ya think?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/256 "2011-02-24T17:47:36Z")

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**I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!  
What’s for dinner tonight?**

something from the 1950’s perhaps?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/257 "2011-02-24T18:00:58Z")

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\*\*I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!

Are families all sunshine and roses? \*\*

Sadly, no. But it’s often close enough to it for practical purposes.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/258 "2011-02-24T18:05:41Z")

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**It was one year ago today…  
…New earthquake hits Christchurch, NZ**

Boy, time really flies. It seems like it was just a few days ago!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/259 "2011-02-24T18:23:03Z")

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\*\*I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!

Will My Baby (or I) EVER Sleep Again?\*\*

Ah! Much more realistic, and believable.

No

\*\*Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?

I put my wife in jail today.\*\*

\*your polygamy-based joke **here**. \*

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/260 "2011-02-24T18:36:53Z")

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\*\*Do You Douche? A Short Film

Unintentionally Overhearing Weird Conversations  
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