# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/261 "2011-02-24T19:09:27Z")
\*\*I put my wife in jail today. Onancock \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/262 "2011-02-24T20:28:43Z")
\*\*Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!) Mole removal! Comfort me, or, share your horror stories!\*\* Clearly not for every couple. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/263 "2011-02-24T21:55:15Z")
\*\* If I killed Osama bin Laden Can I lease an office space and live there\*\* If by “there” you mean “Pakistan”, I probably wouldn’t advise it. **I think I passed a kidney stone last night So long, gallbladder, it’s been real…** Your spleen just called - it’s lost and needs you to wire $250 immediately so it can get home. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/264 "2011-02-24T23:20:22Z")
**Your Pets’ Names? Roomie’s cat** I just call him Cat. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/265 "2011-02-25T03:02:29Z")
**Help me re-write ‘My Favorite Things’ for the Girl Scouts! Practice Babies** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/266 "2011-02-25T06:30:44Z")
**Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens? More Sequential Threads** I’ve always wondered how these threads get started … \*\*The secret to getting laid Someone hacked my [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) account \*\* Whatever works … **Ancient Rome was only 5.3 square miles Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis?** Ancient Rome ain’t as big as my PENIS! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/267 "2011-02-25T08:50:16Z")
**Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis? What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death? Sex injuries** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/268 "2011-02-25T10:45:04Z")
\*\* Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens? Average women from 41 different countries\*\* No wonder the mainstream Mormons stopped practicing polygamous marriage! Quality over quantity is much better. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/269 "2011-02-25T13:06:34Z")
\*\*Poll: Which Does The Most Damage To A Person Presenting A Threat To You? Toilet Paper \*\* Only if it’s the really cheap bargain brand ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/270 "2011-02-25T13:31:50Z")
**Tell Me A Non-expert Can Stain a Fence Toilet Paper** Well OK, I guess you could “stain a fence” that way, but it’s hell getting an even coat. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/271 "2011-02-25T13:35:41Z")
**What is you’re favorite heavy metal group & song Pogues Best hippie music of all time** Funny, I always thought of them as “outlaw country”. \*\* Staving off inflation Brass knucles. Effective? \*\* If they’re not giving you the discount you want, I say go for it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/272 "2011-02-25T14:58:24Z")
\*\* Sheen: Just Another Lohan? CBS pulls plug on Two and a Half Men \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/273 "2011-02-25T15:05:15Z")
\*\* Average women from 41 different countries Do You Douche? A Short Film \*\* One that I will never watch. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/274 "2011-02-25T15:31:02Z")
\*\*CBS pulls plug on Two and a Half Men Let’s hear about your unpleasant celebrity encounters? \*\* I once ran into Charlie Sheen, and I suspect he was on something. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/275 "2011-02-25T16:53:13Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\*CBS pulls plug on Two and a Half Men > Let’s hear about your unpleasant celebrity encounters? \*\* > > I once ran into Charlie Sheen, and I suspect he was on something. But, as the Sequential Threads showed, he was actually off something - Two and a Half Men! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/276 "2011-02-25T18:06:29Z")
\*\* The secret to getting laid When you join a new message board… Practice Babies\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/277 "2011-02-25T18:28:12Z")
\*\* I have officially lost all tolerance for country music. Libya too?! \*\* I’m not very tolerant of Libya, either. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/278 "2011-02-25T19:18:30Z")
\*\*Virginia strikes again - abortion clinics must pass hospital standards At least she hadn’t started killing people yet… (RO) \*\* Does Virginia consider embryos to be people? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/279 "2011-02-25T21:41:12Z")
Separated by two, but I can’t resist: \*\*Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To “Leave No Witnesses” Our goldfish committed suicide!\*\* They were distraught that their friends were killed _or_ They were afraid they’d be next! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/280 "2011-02-25T21:41:59Z")
\*\*What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut? If I had to change gender… \*\* Problem solved. **Your Pets’ Names? Our goldfish committed suicide!** Well, you shouldn’t have named him “Leapy”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=15)