# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/281 "2011-02-26T04:55:41Z")

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**Help me get Internet videos on my TV  
Masturbating while breastfeeding**

Yeah, you need a big screen HDTV to appreciate a video like that.

Or

**Masturbating while breastfeeding  
Potentially socially awkward situation where we like the husband as a friend but not his wife**

Look, we’re sorry, but your wife is creeping us out. Why can’t she do that in private?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/282 "2011-02-26T06:25:11Z")

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**Should I circumcise my cat?  
Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand.**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/283 "2011-02-26T07:53:44Z")

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**Switching bodies with your partner  
Come up to my room. I want you ( to fuck me/ get fucked by me)**

Or… I want me to be fucked by me… or you by you… OK, now I’m just confused.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/284 "2011-02-26T10:08:01Z")

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**…New earthquake hits Christchurch, NZ  
When you join a new message board…**

:eek:  
…For the love of Christchurch, stop joining new message boards…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/285 "2011-02-26T17:07:33Z")

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\*\*I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!  
Care and feeding of a pet rat. \*\*

You really need to take this up with **MOM** , unless she’s too busy running on the exercise wheel.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/286 "2011-02-27T02:23:17Z")

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**Why would anyone speak to the press off the record?  
If I killed Osama bin Laden**

“OK, this is off the record, but I’m _totally_ the guy who got bin Laden.”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/287 "2011-02-27T04:00:23Z")

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**cost of asbestos removal  
If I killed Osama bin Laden**

I don’t know. But I’ll bet you’d get a discount.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/288 "2011-02-27T10:02:16Z")

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**The Arab Uprisings Have Gone Too Far  
Pacifist opposition to Hitler**

The bastards!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/289 "2011-02-27T12:56:35Z")

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**Who would hurt Obama’s re-election chances the most?  
Tattling on the new girlfriend’s kid**

Michelle’s not gonna like it either.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/290 "2011-02-27T16:54:02Z")

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**Question about “Ode to Billy Joe”  
Genres you wish made a comeback**

No, I don’t miss the “Creepy Times Down South” genre.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/291 "2011-02-27T18:41:24Z")

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\*\* What’s for dinner tonight?  
I’m fixin’ meat n’ cheese sammiches! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/292 "2011-02-27T19:01:42Z")

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\*\*Ladies, your fav brands of summer tops with built-in bra’s?  
How big is your gilded cage? \*\*

Wouldn’t “gilded cage” be an excellent name for a women’s undergarmet maker?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/293 "2011-02-27T22:51:44Z")

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\*\*The best thing you’ve done to improve your cooking  
Almonds or Cashews? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/294 "2011-02-28T00:15:12Z")

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\*\*Priapism Questions  
Is it really possible to “disable” a car with a banana?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/295 "2011-02-28T01:57:16Z")

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**How do “free” porno sites make money?  
blowing air in the vagina**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/296 "2011-02-28T02:55:52Z")

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**Mouthwashes - are they good or bad?  
Time it takes for steam to sanitize?**

Not long, and it’s even quicker if you gargle with boiling water.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/297 "2011-02-28T03:22:32Z")

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\*\*This will bring a smile to you face.

hawk kills and eats a bird in my backyard  
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/298 "2011-02-28T07:07:43Z")

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**Federal Judge moves towards overturning DOMA  
When Is Using Deadly Force Justified?**

It’s justified when used to prevent an activist judge from thwarting the will of the people!

Yes, of course I’m kidding

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/299 "2011-02-28T12:26:48Z")

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\*\*Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!)

Would you join organized crime? \*\*

How committed to this new hobby are you?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/300 "2011-02-28T12:39:58Z")

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\*\*This will bring a smile to you face.

Boeing has been awarded the next-generation tanker contract \*\*

Especially if you an aerospace buff.

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