# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/301 "2011-02-28T13:02:44Z")
\*\*Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination Do You Douche? A Short Film \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/302 "2011-02-28T13:03:44Z")
\*\*Unwanted Pets With Time Running Out Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To “Leave No Witnesses”\*\* Lot of good Sequential Threads this morning! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/303 "2011-02-28T14:15:16Z")
\*\*Best/Your Favorite Buffy “Big Bad” Govenor Scott Walker ® WI \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/304 "2011-02-28T15:53:58Z")
\*\* Care and feeding of a pet rat. Poll: Choose your dictator\*\* Gaddafi fits the bill, but he’s kind of high maintenance. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/305 "2011-02-28T16:05:26Z")
\*\*Semen as antidepressant . . . . or . . . Gay Animals \*\* Ugh. Well if I have to pick one, I’ll take the semen, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/306 "2011-02-28T16:47:05Z")
**How big is your gilded cage? Recommend a toaster** That’s too small. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/307 "2011-02-28T18:30:40Z")
**Canned salmon cakes on a George Foreman? What a mind this sculptor must have** A stunning premise, but my own best work is in week-old hummus. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/308 "2011-02-28T18:43:38Z")
\*\*What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut? Tattling on the new girlfriend’s kid \*\* Well, _She’s_ doin’ it, too, Dad! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/309 "2011-02-28T19:21:59Z")
\*\*Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis? Do You Leave The Clear Plastic Protective Strip On? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/310 "2011-02-28T19:45:06Z")
\*\*Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis? The secret to getting laid\*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/311 "2011-02-28T19:48:10Z")
A trifecta! \*\*Bad parenting skills Tattling on the new girlfriend’s kid So, my parents are taking my niece and nephews (long, boring) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/312 "2011-02-28T21:54:20Z")
\*\*Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis? Please reassure me (about my wife’s pregnancy). \*\* Don’t worry. It’s long enough. You’ve already proven that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/313 "2011-02-28T23:14:31Z")
**Care and feeding of a pet rat. Recommend a toaster** Nah, it’s too tight a fit. For effective discipline, try a few seconds in the microwave. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/314 "2011-03-01T02:29:58Z")
\*\*Questions songs will never answer Porn or Porno? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/315 "2011-03-01T04:34:44Z")
**Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis? Stupid OCD Shit I Do. (go on, list yours)** Let’s see, 6 inches. Still 6 inches. 6 inches again… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/316 "2011-03-01T13:22:18Z")
**What happens to Jews in prison? Weird plumbing** “Give Goldfarb the cell with the six-inch-high toilet! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/317 "2011-03-01T15:51:31Z")
**More piercings!!! Switching bodies with your partner** Not if it’s full of freaking holes, forget about it. **hawk kills and eats a bird in my backyard These are a few of my favorite things** True, it doesn’t rhyme, but it’s meter-perfect. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/318 "2011-03-01T17:17:16Z")
\*\*Dead or alive you are coming with me. Bad parenting skills \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/319 "2011-03-01T20:16:21Z")
**Dead or alive you are coming with me. hawk kills and eats a bird in my backyard** When a hawk tells you to go somewhere, do it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/320 "2011-03-02T01:50:57Z")
\*\*Have you had straight sex with your gay friend or gay with your straight? Poll: Come up to my room. I want you ( to fuck me/ get fucked by me) \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=17)