# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/321 "2011-03-02T03:26:03Z")

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**What’s the dope on “dowsing” for graves?  
Calories per Dollar.**

Fresh meat is a lot more nutritious for the same price, actually.  
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Why do the nicest guys end up with roaring bitches?  
Suppose we give them a militant left?\*\*

“Silence woman! Or you will face the wrath of the New Revolutionary People’s Front!”  
…Nah. I think it would add more problems than it would solve.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/322 "2011-03-02T04:51:42Z")

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**Questions songs will never answer.  
What Kind oF Dog Is Brian From "Family Guy"**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/323 "2011-03-02T08:47:41Z")

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**Mixed gender college housing is here. About time?  
I raped my fiancée. In her nightmare.**

See, see?! THAT’s why you don’t want mixed dorms! :mad:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/324 "2011-03-02T12:14:43Z")

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Not Sequential threads, just thread title/poster:

**The stereotypical doper**  
A Monkey With a Gun

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/325 "2011-03-02T14:32:15Z")

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\*\*Has Biggest Loser finally Jumped the Shark?  
Questions songs will never answer. \*\*

I’m a loser and I’m the biggest one who jumped the shark.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/326 "2011-03-02T14:58:24Z")

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\*\* My Stalker is Back  
Double check the email recipient! \*\*

NEVER accidentally email a stalker. It’s like feeding a troll.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/327 "2011-03-02T14:59:06Z")

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\*\*Questions songs will never answer.

Am I Gonna Be Able To Sit Through “Atlas Shrugged”, The Film? \*\*

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/328 "2011-03-02T15:18:59Z")

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\*\*Frank Buckles, last surviving American WWI vet, dies at 110.

So I took my son to the recruiter’s office today\*\*

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/329 "2011-03-02T15:31:57Z")

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**Whose line is it anyway? Gaddafi vs. Charlie Sheen.**  
**How Do Parents With A Dead Child Adress The Children "Do You Have Children?"**

That one’s gotta be Gadaffy.  
**What keeps you using the browser you use?**  
**Big Iron**

Please, _please_ do not elaborate on that.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/330 "2011-03-02T17:05:17Z")

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\*\*I raped my fiancée. In her nightmare.  
My Stalker is Back \*\*

You sure the “stalker” wasn’t just a realistic nightmare?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/331 "2011-03-02T18:16:30Z")

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\*\*Spring is here!

My Stalker is Back \*\*

Ah, Spring! The leaves appear, the bunnies come out, the birds return, and the Stalkers wake from their long winter’s nap and begin prowling again!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/332 "2011-03-02T19:06:46Z")

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\*\*This will bring a smile to you face.

My Stalker is Back \*\*

It must be spring!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/333 "2011-03-02T19:21:32Z")

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\*\*So long, gallbladder, it’s been real…  
We buried my Nana this past weekend \*\*

We miss you, Nana Gallbladder.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/334 "2011-03-02T19:57:22Z")

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**Spring is here!  
How/Why Was This Done?**

Well, you see, as the Earth travels along its orbit…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/335 "2011-03-02T21:22:12Z")

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**MEN: Is this site representative of how you feel about women?  
What kind of people hump furniture?**

Damn, now the IKEA website isn’t safe for work anymore.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/336 "2011-03-03T04:01:52Z")

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**BYU player booted from team for having sex  
F#@% these union busters**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/337 "2011-03-03T04:54:22Z")

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\*\*Have you had straight sex with your gay friend or gay with your straight?

My wife wants one thing, I want the opposite (food related)  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/338 "2011-03-03T08:44:54Z")

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**Help name my puppy!**

**When Good Kittehs Go Bad**

That’s a strange name for a puppy.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/339 "2011-03-03T14:26:39Z")

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\*\*Buying/Cooking chicken breast for first time ever! Help? Advice?

Supermarket Chicken Taste \*\*

Yes! With Supermarket brand Chicken Taste anyone can make supermarket-tasting chicken!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/340 "2011-03-03T16:19:24Z")

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**Libya - Let’s Talk Tactics  
Suppose we give them a militant left?**

Well, if we can’t implement a no-fly zone, the least we can do is send over a planeload of Wisconsin pro-union demonstrators.

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