# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/341 "2011-03-03T17:18:28Z")

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\*\*Let me hear your low-carb stories!  
Poll: Is Yellow Cake With Chocolate Frosting, Chocolate Cake? \*\*

No, but it’s a low-carb nightmare.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/342 "2011-03-03T17:37:04Z")

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**Name your real-life Superwomen  
The stereotypical doper**

Suckup.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/343 "2011-03-03T18:48:06Z")

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\*\*Questions songs will never answer.

Is T Bone Burnett An “Acquired Taste”? \*\*

Why must I be-e-e-e a T. Bone Pickens lover in love?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/344 "2011-03-03T21:57:41Z")

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\*\*So Is The SD On A Hot Sex Kick At The Moment?  
Melting the Icecaps \*\*

Obviously, to save the planet we need more threads on yarn and kittehs.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/345 "2011-03-04T02:51:36Z")

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\*\*What happens to Jews in prison?  
It’s Time to Play ‘Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?’  
\*\*  
“Oy, Meier, guess the meshuggah quote already!”

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/346 "2011-03-04T03:12:11Z")

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**Questions songs will never answer.  
What’s for breakfast today?**

**Charlie Sheen’s future  
Movies you have watched, but never bothered finishing**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/347 "2011-03-04T03:58:32Z")

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**Why do the nicest guys end up with roaring bitches?  
Poll: Puppy Breath**

I suppose that makes up for some of it.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/348 "2011-03-04T08:02:33Z")

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\*\* Minimum weapon to damage an Abrams tank?  
Silver Canadian Coinage \*\*

You have to throw it into the exhaust pipe juuuust right, see…  
**Do you know what the John Birch Society is?  
The stereotypical doper**

I take it the Birchers loosened up since the last I heard of them. A lot.  
**What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?  
When Good Kittehs Go Bad**

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/349 "2011-03-04T17:09:43Z")

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\*\*We buried my Nana this past weekend  
Ask a Farmer/doper \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/350 "2011-03-04T17:26:57Z")

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**Ask the hugely pregnant chick  
Duct Cleaning Questions**

What if she’s stuck for an answer?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/351 "2011-03-04T18:23:54Z")

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I’m going to go one level higher. The top threads on the main page:

**What is the record for zombie…**  
**Gerbil stuffing**

I guess I’ll let you know when Richard Gere dies.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/352 "2011-03-04T18:35:52Z")

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\*\*Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To “Leave No Witnesses”  
7,305 days in a row \*\*

:eek: That’s a lot of goldfish!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/353 "2011-03-04T18:37:43Z")

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\*\*Mushrooms! What should I make?  
TV show that needs a remake/update \*\*

Golden Gills?  
Crimini Minds?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/354 "2011-03-04T19:07:17Z")

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\*\*What are you doing for Lent?  
Outfit a Foot Soldier with the Best Pre-firearm Arms and Armor from Around the World  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/355 "2011-03-04T19:33:09Z")

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\*\*Outfit a Foot Soldier with the Best Pre-firearm Arms and Armor from Around the World  
Would you go to Mexico now? \*\*

No. I’m still bringing my shotgun.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/356 "2011-03-04T20:28:31Z")

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**Poll: When did you know what you wanted to be when you grew up?  
Ask Charlie Sheen.**

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/357 "2011-03-04T20:29:12Z")

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**What kind of people hump furniture?  
Ask the zoo educator**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/358 "2011-03-04T20:31:40Z")

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**Poll: How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid?  
Ear hair. Men: What do you do about it? Women: Do you care?**

It was time for something drastic. Ladies, check out these ear hair dreadlocks!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/359 "2011-03-04T21:06:42Z")

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\*\*Were you molested?  
Have you mistaken a bill for junkmail?  
\*\*  
Which was worse?

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**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/360 "2011-03-04T22:20:04Z")

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**Were you molested?**  
**Ask Charlie Sheen**

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