# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/361 "2011-03-05T02:45:27Z")
**Thank you DiosaBellissima! 7,305 days in a row** She may get tired of that. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/362 "2011-03-05T03:22:45Z")
\*\*Your face is six inches away from my penis lady! What keeps you using the browser you use?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/363 "2011-03-05T03:33:21Z")
also: \*\*What Are You Doing For Lent? Ask Charlie Sheen\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/364 "2011-03-05T05:20:31Z")
**So I smoked a pack of cigarettes today. Stupid OCD Shit I Do. (go on, list yours)** **My Boyfriend’s Parents are Coming to Visit… Hear My Tale of Woe-Was I Scammed? What would you do?** Uhm, you left out a LOT of details. **My Stalker is Back So I took my son to the recruiter’s office today** After he gets through with basic training he can come back and take care of my problem for me! ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/365 "2011-03-05T05:33:18Z")
\*\*Duct Cleaning Questions How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/366 "2011-03-05T12:13:13Z")
**How does one ‘seem’ more enthusiastic? Is there an (Android) app for this?** “Yes Anna-6682, there is an application for superior emulation of human enthusiasm, located under File Heading Alpha-Gamma-Beta-Nine-Six-Delta.” _\_ **Gushing about my new trap. long and very MPSIMS 7,305 days in a row** Very, \*very, very \*long. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/367 "2011-03-05T16:01:01Z")
**Holy cow, I just finished my first half marathon! Why do they automatically cut off my sideburns?** It probably has to do with cutting wind resistance. Just be glad they left your chest hair alone. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/368 "2011-03-05T16:01:40Z")
**Your face is six inches away from my penis lady! 7,305 days in a row** Are you trying to tell me something? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/369 "2011-03-05T16:30:11Z")
\*\* Let’s pointlessly dirty up good clean jokes. Buying a House? Make sure there’s no manhole cover\*\* Manhole? Bow-chicka-wow! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/370 "2011-03-05T20:25:11Z")
\*\*Poll: How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid? Why do the nicest guys end up with roaring bitches? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/371 "2011-03-05T21:05:05Z")
**ECJ rules: European insurers can no longer charge different prices because of gender How could a loving God approve?** **EU High Court Bans Gender-based Insurance Pricing Paul’s Authority** I think I missed the bible verses about car insurance. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/372 "2011-03-05T21:34:31Z")
\*\*Does anything ever go wrong with a Mac? How long before a main battle tank design becomes obsolete? \*\* I imagine the iTank is right around the corner. Shiny, slick, all plastic, with no obvious entrance. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/373 "2011-03-05T21:48:44Z")
**Have you ever found out that your coworkers were talking about you behind your back? Ask the Zoo Educator** He must really suck if even the animals are talkin’ shit. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/374 "2011-03-05T22:52:16Z")
**Men: do you notice a woman’s nail polish and/or shoes? Is there any chance that these guys aren’t gay?** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/375 "2011-03-06T00:52:20Z")
\*\*Do lesbians enjoy penetration? Is there any chance that these guys aren’t gay? How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid? WTF moments with strangers. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/376 "2011-03-06T04:44:16Z")
**Your face is six inches away from my penis lady! Let’s pointlessly dirty up good clean jokes.** Hey c’mon, I want to hear the punch line. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/377 "2011-03-06T05:09:47Z")
**Switching bodies with your partner Is there any chance that these guys aren’t gay?** Well, that’s an interesting philosophical question. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/378 "2011-03-06T12:15:11Z")
**If You Don’t Know How To Fix It, PLEASE Stop Breaking It! Part of me fell off today (possible TMI)** Sounds like it’s time for a new doctor. A foursome: **Teachers giving misinformation Wow. I’ve been here for 10 years. Know what? Teachers are da bomb. Only one ocean.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/379 "2011-03-06T15:53:00Z")
**Gushing about my new trap. long and very MPSIMS My Boyfriend’s Parents are Coming to Visit…** _The Parent Trap II: The In-Laws Are Coming!_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/380 "2011-03-06T17:27:34Z")
**Part of me fell off today (possible TMI) Check out my new (and first) music video!** If it’s a cover of ZZ Top’s “Legs”, I’ll pass, thanks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=20)