# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/21 "2011-02-07T23:10:30Z")

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\*\*The Very Very Straight Dope  
Is being gay going against natural laws?  
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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/22 "2011-02-08T03:40:52Z")

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\*\*Parents - what nicknames do you have for your kids?  
The SDMB Drinking Game! \*\*

In our family, all our nicknames have something to do with the circumstances of the person’s conception …

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/23 "2011-02-08T13:22:27Z")

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\*\*Windfall from Work ー What would you do?  
The Brats and Cheese on Me! MMP \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/24 "2011-02-08T13:57:41Z")

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\*\*What can I do for a Valentines/birthday/midwinter treat?  
Temp work \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/25 "2011-02-08T15:01:52Z")

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\*\*Best indestructible puppy toys?  
Mail Order Cigars \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/26 "2011-02-08T18:09:17Z")

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**300 MPG Volkswagen. Is diesel-electric the wave of the future?  
Great moments in saving money**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/27 "2011-02-08T19:09:02Z")

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**UK Court bans man with low IQ from having sex  
Do you regret getting divorced from your passionless, roommate-like marriage?**

Evidently His Lordship left her no choice.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/28 "2011-02-08T20:45:57Z")

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\*\*Couples who share a bank account: How do you buy each other gifts?  
Do you use your wedding china?  
\*\*  
I did, but then my wife sold her hair to buy a huge cabinet for the wedding china.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/29 "2011-02-08T21:51:41Z")

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**What’s your experiences with full service gas?  
DDDOOOOOOOMMMM! Ver. 64586: Asteroid Apophis**

Uh…OK. (backs away slowly)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/30 "2011-02-09T01:52:07Z")

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**The number one predictor of divorce is…  
Would you be the supportive, trusting spouse?**

Sad but true.

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**Author:** ![Implicit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Implicit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Implicit)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/31 "2011-02-09T03:31:38Z")

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\*\*The number one predictor of divorce is…

How do you feel about your parents? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/32 "2011-02-09T07:10:42Z")

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**Support for our Baals  
DDDOOOOOOOMMMM! Ver. 64586: Asteroid Apophis**

Well, most fans I know _do_ think Baal was a cooler Goa’uld than Apophis.

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/33 "2011-02-09T07:45:47Z")

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\*\*Where did Hitler get his finances from?  
Washington DC Hidden Canadian Club Whiskey \*\*

Was it hidden by the aliens?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/34 "2011-02-09T10:00:24Z")

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**Idiot, I don’t care why your dog NEEDS to poop on my yard  
Fuck you, Christina Aguilera**

**AshenLady…  
Damn pregnant coworker**

**Thanks for calling in drunk today, you stupid fucks!  
Workplace griping, anyone?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/35 "2011-02-09T14:53:26Z")

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**Things your lover should say, the first time they see your naughy bits  
Would it be possible to give birth to kittens?**

They should only say that if they have a \*very \*strange imagination.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/36 "2011-02-09T15:11:09Z")

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\*\* Real world catches up to SDMB power source  
More Sequential Threads

_I knew it!!!_\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/37 "2011-02-09T15:35:54Z")

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**Sometimes I have a overwhelming desire to…  
Becoming totally evil in the middle of the night.**

That’s not how Ambien is supposed to work.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/38 "2011-02-09T15:53:48Z")

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\*\*Heaven is a day you relive endlessly. Pick yours.  
More Sequential Threads \*\*

No offense, but I think that’s setting the bar pretty low.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/39 "2011-02-09T19:09:15Z")

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\*\*Damn pregnant coworker  
Fuck you. Shovel your sidewalk.  
\*\*  
A bit harsh, dontcha think?

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/40 "2011-02-09T19:29:41Z")

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**Fuck you, Christina Aguilera.  
Fuck you. Shovel your sidewalk.**

One of Christina’s neighbors is really upset with her. Also, doesn’t she have people for that kind of thing?

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