# More Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/381 "2011-03-06T23:09:20Z")
\*\*What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet? Ask the hugely pregnant chick\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/382 "2011-03-07T02:46:38Z")
**What Strange Things Does You Cat Do? body in the street** “Your cat brings you dead birds and mice? Well, guess what Fluffy brought home yesterday!” **My job is…? What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet?** Ah. You’re an assassin. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/383 "2011-03-07T02:48:24Z")
\*\*My Boyfriend’s Parents are Coming to Visit… Your face is six inches away from my penis lady! \*\* Sounds like the making of a fine sitcom. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/384 "2011-03-07T03:15:43Z")
**How does one ‘seem’ more enthusiastic? Women Dopers: Ever Expel an IUD?** “He went to Jared!!” **\** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/385 "2011-03-07T05:27:58Z")
**We broke up and it was awful 7,305 days in a row** Of course, the epic amounts of make-up sex sort of made it worth it. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/386 "2011-03-07T14:21:05Z")
\*\*My church must be doing something right because… Wow. I’ve been here for 10 years. \*\* What about bathroom breaks? 😮 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/387 "2011-03-07T14:34:15Z")
\*\*Globally-speaking, how old is traditional cuisine? This is pretty old for a cat, right? When were antiquity’s great lost works lost? \*\* Specifically, the antique recipe for “old cat stew.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/388 "2011-03-07T14:37:27Z")
\*\*Questions songs will never answer. Songs Performed By The “Original Artists”? \*\* C: So these songs were performed by the Who? A: Yes C: That’s what I’m asking you. Who performed these songs? A: That’s right c: all I want to know is What’s the name of the guys performing these songs! A: Now for the last time, What’s the name of… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/389 "2011-03-07T15:01:07Z")
**Women’s attraction to “bad boys” Poll: Comb-over or rug?** You’re doing it wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/390 "2011-03-07T15:17:20Z")
\*\*What Strange Things Does You Cat Do? Your face is six inches away from my penis lady! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/391 "2011-03-07T15:46:00Z")
\*\*Women’s attraction to “bad boys” What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet?\*\* They wouldn’t upload Bad Photos if you weren’t with a Bad Boy. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/392 "2011-03-07T16:06:11Z")
\*\*Why was the 2 & 1/2 Men sitcom so successful? Ask Charlie Sheen. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/393 "2011-03-07T17:05:28Z")
\*\*We broke up and it was awful Part of me fell off today (possible TMI) \*\* Breaking Up Is Hard To Do. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/394 "2011-03-07T17:41:06Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Questions songs will never answer. > > Songs Performed By The “Original Artists”? \*\* > > C: So these songs were performed by the Who? > > A: Yes > > C: That’s what I’m asking you. Who performed these songs? > > A: That’s right > > c: all I want to know is What’s the name of the guys performing these songs! > > A: Now for the last time, What’s the name of… https://www.youtube.com/embed/Rm1bPS3kVpQ?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque (you’re welcome. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/395 "2011-03-07T17:42:07Z")
\*\*My church must be doing something right because… We broke up and it was awful \*\* Cue REM’s “Losing My Religion” … ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/396 "2011-03-07T18:00:36Z")
Separated by two, but I can’t help it: \*\*Part of me fell off today (possible TMI) If You Don’t Know How To Fix It, PLEASE Stop Breaking It! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/397 "2011-03-07T18:35:43Z")
_Now_ these two _are_ sequential. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/398 "2011-03-07T19:30:26Z")
**We broke up and it was awful Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!** Hey, she’s just trying to make you feel better, and you’ve just announced you are unattached! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/399 "2011-03-07T20:03:30Z")
**How long does it take for a cat to pass an object? Likelihood of being a bone marrow donor match?** If leeches could come back into favor, I suppose we shouldn’t rule out a successful hairball transplant. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/400 "2011-03-07T20:41:16Z")
**Attending the funeral of a suicide Awesome moments with strangers** Bob…was not a popular man. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269.md?page=21)