# More Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269 "2011-02-05T07:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/401 "2011-03-07T21:38:01Z")

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\*\*Teachers giving misinformation

Know what? Teachers are da bomb. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/402 "2011-03-08T01:36:09Z")

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**Child brides brought to US  
Should It Be Teenage or Teenaged?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/403 "2011-03-08T13:33:33Z")

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\*\*Horrid Roomie Experiences

Help - rescue me from the guy I am burglarizing!

I’ve Made A Horrible Mistake Moving In With This Roommate \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/404 "2011-03-08T13:46:33Z")

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**Poll: How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid?  
Awesome moments with strangers  
WTF moments with strangers.**

I’m sensing suboptimal impulse control.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/405 "2011-03-08T14:08:31Z")

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\*\*Wow. I’ve been here for 10 years.

What keeps you using the browser you use?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/406 "2011-03-08T14:11:44Z")

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**What’s for dinner tonight?  
Speaking of undercooked chicken, is this just corporate paranoia?**

No, that’s the ten-day-old fish.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/407 "2011-03-08T15:35:43Z")

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**Are kids wearing hoodies to look tough?  
If I sneeze a really violent sneeze…**

They won’t mess with you.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/408 "2011-03-08T15:50:12Z")

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\*\*I’ve Made A Horrible Mistake Moving In With This Roommate  
Horrid Roomie Experiences \*\*

Moving in was my first mistake.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/409 "2011-03-08T16:51:35Z")

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\*\* What’s for dinner tonight?  
Charlie Sheen fired \*\*

Just let me light up the grill

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/410 "2011-03-08T17:06:48Z")

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\*\*My church must be doing something right because…  
May 21st, the end of the world. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/411 "2011-03-08T18:02:31Z")

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\*\*Are we living in 1980s Soviet Union, fiscally speaking?  
Why DON’T WE Tap The Strategic Petroleum Reserve?  
\*\*  
In 1980s Soviet Union, Petroleum Reserve taps YOU!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/412 "2011-03-08T18:10:19Z")

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\*\*Only one ocean.  
I need a drink!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/413 "2011-03-08T18:49:29Z")

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\*\*Is there any chance that these guys aren’t gay?  
Shopping for wedding rings \*\*

Um, no, at that stage I’d say it’s pretty definitive.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/414 "2011-03-08T21:21:15Z")

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\*\*I got a free book. Should I become a Mormon?  
Shopping for wedding rings \*\*

Polygamy is frowned upon these days.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/415 "2011-03-08T21:41:29Z")

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\*\*What are you eating for pancake day?

Monsters \*\*

“M is for Monster…that’s Good Enough for ME!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/416 "2011-03-09T02:46:50Z")

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\*\* Poll: The Urinal Test  
Aussies - nice pick on your PM!\*\*

Yeah, you don’t want a dribbler in charge.

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/417 "2011-03-09T06:59:52Z")

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\*\* What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?  
Bad Science \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/418 "2011-03-09T12:59:50Z")

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\*\*Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!

Part of me fell off today (possible TMI) \*\*

Waaaay TMI

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/419 "2011-03-09T13:55:57Z")

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\*\*Question about communists  
Say I want to move to North Korea  
How can I look up a UPC Barcode?  
\*\*  
In North Korea, I’d say UPC Barcodes would be the least of your worries.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-sequential-threads/570269/420 "2011-03-09T14:04:55Z")

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**You have a date, because Chick “dresses up” old tract!  
Four ways to decorate your uterine wall…**

Hell, there are enough Chick tracts to decorate your entire peritoneal cavity.

**Questions about Vacationing in Hawaii  
Why do I keep stubbing my damn toe?!**

Your motel room is too small. Plus, you need to get out more.

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